Who's the real sass master? (ONE DIRECTION)

Hi. My name is Louise and I work at Chicago's best restunt Ed Debevic's. Confused on what Ed Debevic's is? It's a restaurant were the waiters and waitresses are purposely rude to you. . . I also work at a taxi company. Yeah. I'm only 20, but I need money for collage. Any who, Ed Debevic's is the best place to work at. You get so much money, and you get to be rude to costumers. AWESOME. I'm not THAT rude. But I'm sassy. That's why my work name is First class sass. But when a boy-band rents out the whole restaurant to get some peace well eat in a different way, I get chosen as the waiter. And let me tell you. . . My sass will come in handy.