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The Thief's Game Health and Safety Precautions Manual
Juego de la Salud y Seguridad Manual de Precauciones de El ladrón
小偷的游戏健康与安全注意事项手册
चोर के खेल स्वास्थ्य और सुरक्षा सावधानियों मैनुअल

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
READ THE FOLLOWING WARNINGS BEFORE YOU OR YOUR FRIEND PLAY THE GAME

WARNING - Seizures
Some people (more commonly known as fangirls) may have seizures and blackouts when unlikely/shocking events happen, where the game's players help their 'ship' 'set sail'. This may also happen when a 'ship' 'sinks'. Be warned: There are a lot of ships in this game, and only one can reach its final destination.

WARNING - Repetitive, demeaning jokes
Reading these type of jokes will often either have you rolling on the floor laughing, or have you injure your head repeatedly on a table top. These jokes will most likely be programmed to come out of Zed's mouth - they will have you confused and feel sorry for your brain's small capacity.

WARNING - Frustration
In the game, frustration may be often caused because of time. If the game seems to lag, be patient and remember that time is a main asset of the story. If things speed up a little, do not fret. The game is for all ages, so you will make it out alive. (If not, please contact your local hospital.)

To avoid emotional problems when using this system, please remember to:
1. Buckle up
2. Grab a bag of popcorn (this should be the first step. We do not wish for you to ruin your internal organ systems)
3. Prepare yourself for the worst and
4. Enjoy the ride
Under Wattpad rules, reproducing or modification to this product not expressly approved by the manufacturer could void the user's authority to operate this product. DO NOT PLAGARISE.

This is a story about a girl, a phone, and a thief. Add it all up, and you get late night conversations, annoying arguments, devious plans and horrible jokes.