Sharp As Cheddar

Sharp As Cheddar

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Meet Sinbad, Michaelangelo, Christopher, Romeo, Sherman, and Jeremy, a gang of amigos that are closer than brothers, tighter than ticks, and thicker than thieves. Fresh out of college and eager for adventure, these six bright eyed and bushy tailed tenderfeet set out on a journey across the US in Michaelangelo’s precious, old van, Sheila. While surviving on their wits (well Sinbad’s wits), Michaelangelo’s insane amount of money (that he never likes to spend for himself), and Jeremy’s weird (quite messed up actually) sense of humor, their ‘adventure’ quickly spirals out of hand as they run into kidnappers, crash a funeral, meet some murderers, spend a day with the FBI, chase Oprah (not necessarily in that order), and that’s not all. So grab a snack, lean back and make yourself comfortable, and join the ride, just make sure you buckle in real tight, because if Jeremy’s at the wheel, well...you just might not make it out alive.
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