WELCOME TO MY RANDOM BOOK!
Glitch: run you still have time!
IGNORE HIM
Welcome to my book where I try to be funny oh wait I already have a book like that... But anyway your trapped here with me so relax and sit back
Glitch: RUN
Welcome to Rantopia where you can rant for free without any submissions! Thanks for stopping by, now sit tight and prepare yourselves for this ridiculously funny ride.