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Eat My Shorts!

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Parts 6
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I meant my short stories. Eat them. Gobble them all up and make for a 'happy' in the mind.

In 2003, I started writing fiction pieces. On paper. Yeah, I didn't have a laptop back then and it's excruciatingly tedious to sit at a desktop just to type out your story. Those of you who've done it will know what I'm talking about!

Anyway, I wrote and I stashed away. Then, after the emotional journey defined in I Write Because I Can, I put many of my pieces up on websites, sent others out to ezines and print mags and guess what? It was awesome! Some were published with actual payments involved, others were free food for thought in public forums but ALL got read. And that was important. 

Here is a tiny collection of some of those earlier pieces. I haven't edited anything. Even the punctuation and editing mistakes are there for your admiration ;) 

So, enjoy. And love my work!All Rights Reserved

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Settling Slowly by AbigailGranger

2015 rolled in with a bang, and it did not have the grace to gift me with a social life that everyone in a one hundred year radius would be jealous of or that is even just the talk of the town. Instead I got myself into a complicated relationship which wasn't much talked about, a relationship that I didn't get into is talked about all the time and university is around the figurative corner. That is where you can factor in people I suppose I should call 'fans', the fascination that comes in with cutlery, pots, pans and other formerly boring things. But let us not forget that my parents are finally getting married and Mum can't shop for lace without me wanting to kill her, add in a dose of sleepless nights, invigorating kisses - which have nothing to do with the sleepless nights and a lot to do with nightmares - Harriet not knowing the meaning of the words "you're done" and Ice Ice Baby is still a thing. We're all growing up (except Dad who will still make inappropriate jokes at every inappropriate moment, some to do with what cannot be done when you're wearing a plaster cast) and holidays are being planned though some are less holiday and more a mad dash to find somewhere to live out in the big wide world without our parents. Life might be moving on, but I still go to McDonald's late at night with my friends. Some things at least don't change. Sequel to: Falling Fast Complete

That Kind Of Love ♡︎ by sidnaazxsparkle

[ UNDER EDITING ] *SidNaaz Fanfiction* Its strange how tables can turn in a night..... How a person you once crossed paths with randomly , becomes someone who you now feel incomplete without. How you start loving the life which once you thought of ending. And how the person you once detested with everything in you ends up becoming the beats to your heart💕 *********** What will happen when two souls with a dark past are destined to be with each other? Will they heal each other or end up breaking each other's hearts more? Let me take you to a roller coaster journey of 'SidNaaz' filled with equal parts pain and love.💜 To know more all you have to do is read😁 Happy reading💫❤️ Cover credits : @glitterallover ....... Any resemblence to the places or the characters of the story is purely fictional it has nothing to do with the real world...... Credits for the pictures used is to the rightful owners❤️

Meant To Be His [MTBS #1] | ✓ by sugar002

• BOOK 1 IN MEANT TO BE SERIES • • COMPLETED • • STANDALONE • ~ "I was never yours." I retorted angrily. "Oh sweetheart. You were always mine. You belong to me. Only me." He told me smugly. "Once I made a mistake but now that I have realised you can never escape me. I will make you mine by hook or by crook and you know Reyansh Malhotra never loses. He gets what he wants." He told looking straight into my eyes and I know I can never escape. I am stuck with him forever. And I also knew that I was MEANT TO BE HIS! Forever. ~ He's cruel. She's kind. He's ruthless. She's innocent. He does not believe in love and thinks that love is just a weakness and it totally and completely ruins you. He is allergic to love and only knows how to play around. Although she does not believe that life is a fairytale and there would be a Prince Charming who would be waiting for her, she believes in love and love is not only a weakness but it can also be a strength. Who knew one accidental text would change their life. It's not quite necessary that only opposites attract. Right? ~ Warning : Contains strong language. Read at your own risk. • All the pictures and media used in the book do no belong to me. They belong to their respective owners and creators and are used for representational purposes only. • Thank you for reading. Amazing cover made by : @YoungFantasizer Started on : 24.05.2017 Completed on : 07.05.2018

𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 ✓ by vibessxx

• 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 • 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 🪴 • 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧 • ✓ • 𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 • ✓ • 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 • ✓ • 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 • ✓ . . . . Before reading the stories I would like to tell you that I am a writer by passion and English is not my first language. . . [All The pictures used in this book belongs to the rightful owner©]

Altered by LuellaOpal

Have you ever met someone who alters the course of your life? For good or for bad, they've come in, given and taken, and then- BOOM! Your life was never the same. There's always a change, an altering of reality. When you meet those people, the reality that you've known your whole life is suddenly gone and a new one has taken its place. When those moments happen, there's no going back. You can try to return to the way things were but nothing, and I mean nothing, can take you back to exactly how it was. That's what happened to us. I think that's why we're still trying so desperately to get back to some sort of normalcy. Four years later and we're still on the ground, crawling, in search of the happiness that was lost that June. Summers will never be the same. Midnight walks through my neighborhood will never be the same. Field parties with bonfires and loud music will never be the same. I still don't know why you left and what lead you to the decision you made. What I do know is that we're here. We're alive and we're pushing forward to the future. A future that you're not a part of. But in some ways, I'm glad you're not a part of it. I just wish it wasn't like this. *** TRIGGER WARNING*** SA, abuse, suicide, substance abuse, and mental illness. This is a complete story that is much like life; fast, full of surprises, and not always how we want it to be. This has been a project of mine for over three years. It was self-published on Amazon, but after some issues in publication, I decided to just upload it on here. I hope you fall in love with these characters like I have. The friends in this story are trying to make names for themselves, figure out who they are, who they can trust, how to love, and how to separate themselves from a restrictive community. As in any coming of age story, they will experience growing pains... but will they survive them before its too late? PLEASE READ THE TRIGGER WARNINGS.

Second No More, a novel by imaginationgirl35

I've dreamed of the perfect marriage ever since I was a little girl: a marriage complete with a hardworking husband while I tended to the home and our children, preferably four little rugrats to call my own. I dreamed of a life filled with laughter, joy, and success, a life we built together. I dreamed of growing old next to my husband, creating a great love story to tell our grandchildren someday. It all seemed so possible. I was raised to be the perfect wife, after all. From the outside, it seemed I had exactly what I dreamed of with the rich, determined husband; the brilliant, gaudy diamond ring; and the beautiful home filled with the hope of future children. Yes, it was all a dream come true. I should have felt grateful, really. The problem is, I also wanted a marriage based on love, passion, and affection, but those are the only things my husband cannot give me . . . . . . because they're reserved for her. For readers: * I do my best to proofread before publishing, but some typos and errors will slip through. Feel free to point them out! * Comments, active engagement, and helpful critiques are welcomed. * Mean, unnecessary comments that attack me, personally, or other commenters will be ignored and deleted. It takes a lot of courage to publish your work and for others to actively engage in a community. I'd like to keep this a safe and fun place to rage at imperfect heroes and cheer for darling heroines! * I'm not a spicy writer. I rather use my word count for plot, character development, and GROVEL!!! * Most importantly, I hope you enjoy the little world I'm creating. Happy reading, everyone! ADS/Imaginationgirl35

Falling Short by Zanoobah

My life began in simplicity. I yearned for what any average girl would dream to become, in a world where expectations flourish, yet still being gullible to realise. Like a princess, or even possibly a narcissistic little girl who wants everything to herself, I disregarded the stories told to me during my bedtimes. That 'Beauty and the Beast' was only a figment of one's imagination. That a palace was even a torture ground to those who have absolute control over it, all its inhabitants, and all that are affected by it. The potential bestowed future had been ruined by innocent decisions of my heart, unknown to the tragedy it would inevitably render. In the end, it was my husband, whose gaze I interpreted as one of affection, who was my one and only betrayer. *** | Top Ranks | [#05 in 'Resilience' - 18/04/2023] [#06 in 'Solution' - 28/08/2024] *** Important Note: Those who are easily triggered are advised not to continue with this book. Thank you :)

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...We were so caught up in the shared moment of care free joy to notice the midnight grey Toyota pickup truck speeding directly towards us. Meters before impact dad finally caught on to what was about to happen, despite it being day the approaching vehicle's headlights blinded us as our cars breaks slammed on, the sound of the tires melting away as the rubber tires scraped against the pavement filled the air and the scent of burning rubber overwhelmed my nostrils, despite our efforts the brakes didn't slow us down, we were to late. There was nothing we could do as we collided head on..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attempt two at writing a book lmao, summaries without spoilers are not my strong point but here you go: After a tragic child hood accident Astra is left utterly alone, forcing her to make a massive move across the states to live in Tennessee with her grandmother. A few years pass and Astra finds it difficult to deal with the trauma she experienced as a young child, but surrounded by friends and throwing herself into education she starts to heal, until she meets Jason. In the beginning Jason was a kind, caring guy who seemed genuinely interested in getting to know Astra, but not everyone is who they seem to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TW LIST!!!! (there's alot) swearing PTSD/past trauma Character death Violence/ injury detailing Stalking Kidnapping Depression, anxiety Panic attacks Alcohol and drug usage Over thinking Self harm/sabotage Survivors guilt Potential homophobia HEAVY Eating disorders If there's anything you think needs to be posted as a TW then let me know, also please don't read if there is anything that triggers you. Some of these topics are personal, don't be afraid to reach out if you need to talk or ask anything :) Also this is my first solo writing project so any feedback positive/negative is appreciated, writing tips for anything too, hope you enjoy. - jammy :) 24/09/24 - ?

She Has His Heart (US#4) by GlamoursMe

(Unwanted Series#4) (Sequel to HSB & HAB) -"She has my heart. Its all up to her either cherish it or throw it."- - - - "Sha-Shai-Shaizum.. Shaizum.. don't leave." I froze there and felt my heart and soul pierced with a million knives. I stood straight and stared blankly at her unconscious state. It wasn't her fault. It wasn't. I was the one at fault who thought it would be very easy to make her forget him. But how could she forget the man she loved for many years, in few months. I sat beside her and counted her breaths as mine was getting lost with her voice. • • • There was a news few days before that a young man committed suicide after not getting his love. How did he feel when he fell from the 3rd floor? Did he feel more pain than heartbreak? Or did he feel peace in his heart after jumping from the 3rd floor? If I also jump from the 3rd floor, will I feel this pain of heart breaking? Or I'll just feel the peace that I searched from everywhere? A stupid decision took me from where to where. - - - He is just a friend for her. But, unknowingly, she is more than a friend for him. He is waiting for her without any intentions. But she doesn't know about it. He gave her his heart a long time ago. But she throws it everytime without knowing. - - - Can be read as stand-alone too. Status~ 1st Started: 10/06/2019. Again started: 18/06/2022. Completed: 25/11/2023.

Online crush turned into reality by yashi302

What if your internet crush becomes your present? This is a story of a girl named Ahana who is jovial and carefree. She is like a boy named Aryan. He is a social media sensation, she is an introvert and doesn't post even her pic on social media, he is an extrovert and filthy rich, and she is from a normal middle-class family. What if her dream boy becomes her reality? If you want to know about the amazing story of Ahana and Aryan go and read by yourself. Read the story of their super romantic journey together and fall in love with them. This is my first story I hope you like it and support it. It is going to be a story full of fun, love, emotions, and whatnot. And yeah ignore my grammatical mistake I am not a professional writer 😉. butt there is twist and turns alsooooooo ' hmm now leave me or else' she said controlling her sobs ' or else what. u r going to complain about this to ur so-called boyfriend?' i asked sarcastically ' tell me does he hug u like this? does he make u feel like this? does he care for u like me? do u feel like this with him? you don't. and yeah tell him to make some distance from u either I will break his bones or I will directly kill that bastard' i warned her ' leave me Aryan I want to go she said ' ok, u can. tum mujhse waise bhi door ja chuki ho ahana and the reason is u yourself ' i said and went from there leaving her there devastated "Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." - Bruce Lee #2=wedding out of 24.6k #2=college life out of 2.4k #4=college friends out of 3.4k

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Settling Slowly

2015 rolled in with a bang, and it did not have the grace to gift me with a social life that everyone in a one hundred year radius would be jealous of or that is even just the talk of the town. Instead I got myself into a complicated relationship which wasn't much talked about, a relationship that I didn't get into is talked about all the time and university is around the figurative corner. That is where you can factor in people I suppose I should call 'fans', the fascination that comes in with cutlery, pots, pans and other formerly boring things. But let us not forget that my parents are finally getting married and Mum can't shop for lace without me wanting to kill her, add in a dose of sleepless nights, invigorating kisses - which have nothing to do with the sleepless nights and a lot to do with nightmares - Harriet not knowing the meaning of the words "you're done" and Ice Ice Baby is still a thing. We're all growing up (except Dad who will still make inappropriate jokes at every inappropriate moment, some to do with what cannot be done when you're wearing a plaster cast) and holidays are being planned though some are less holiday and more a mad dash to find somewhere to live out in the big wide world without our parents. Life might be moving on, but I still go to McDonald's late at night with my friends. Some things at least don't change. Sequel to: Falling Fast Complete