Mr. Grumpy Dwarf
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Complete Sat, Jun 20, 2015<5 mins
Imagine Calling Dwalin "Mr. Grumpy" under your breath.
I talked my mom into watching the hobbit trilogy with me. She doesn’t like long movies, so we break each one in half so she will watch it with me ( im such a lonely child lol - she watches movies with my dad but not that much with me, but anyway). While we were watching Desolation of Smaug, she looked at Dwalin and was like “I guess that’s grumpy the dwarf.” That made me think of calling Dwalin “Mr. grumpy” under my breath. I told my sis (piper) and she was like “Imagine his and the others reaction.” Here you go, Enjoy!
(“y/n” means your name. so this is a Dwalin and you story!) // setting: Bag-end. When the dwarves show up at Bilbo’s house.
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