Virgin Tales

"Ugh I give up! Why can't you come?" I screamed in frustration at the reflection of Cherry in the mirror. She wasn't fabulous, and neither did she fulfill her purpose. Some might say she was average, but I thought she was way below that standard. I mean, she couldn't even perform the function God created her for!

"Why can't you ever give me what I want? Is that so much to ask of you, oh, royal one? Why can't you be a va-genie and make my wishes come true when I rub you?" I continued to stare at her in disappointment, wondering what was wrong with me.

At first glance, she appeared like a normal body part but the only substance that ever exited was urine. I am a twenty-two year old girl and I have never experienced an orgasm in my entire life. And trust me, it's not because I haven't tried.