Fire Emblem Awakening: The Script

A (very, very loose) retelling of Fire Emblem: Awakening, in script format! However, this is not your ordinary telling; while staying somewhat loyal to the game, the plot and characters take bizarre turns, and nothing is too unexpected or ridiculous.

A word of warning, many beloved characters are horribly out of character, and I'm not kidding when I say the plot takes weird, weird turns. This is a result of my friend (aka my co-author) and I having too much time on our hands, and thus was written to be fun (and stupid). Enjoy!

(Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem or Nintendo, because if I did I would be rich and probably not spend my time writing crackfic scripts for fun.)