The Most Amazing Things Ever

This is the way I think. Not the Worst Things Ever, I leave that to you. This is the amazing ones, the ones that make you scream because you want to do them but your parents won't let you. These are the amazing things in this world.

This is also a bunch of random things, but this story is told by me, and me alone (or with my sister), so you can expect immediate awkwardness. But oh well. Who said I was Mister Normal? Not me!