Tight Pants, Hard Muffin (Bootimus Chronicles 1)
bigbootydeirdre
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  • Parts 2
  • Time <5 mins
bigbootydeirdre
Complete, First published Jun 21, 2015
Mature
dungeonfamilyfantasyhotlovepassionromance
A modern classic family fairytale of love, hardship and fantasy. A young man's grief is cut short when he finds the woman of his dreams is not dead after all. What happens next can only be described as the experience of a lifetime.
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The Orsini Bride

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