Bitchin' Clitchin'

Nathan Yelnats arrives on the campus of Corn Hillbilly Incest High School with chicken nuggets in one hand, and the gay agenda in the other. He is new to the school and learns from an annoying girl that the most popular group in school, the Bitch Clitch, wants to see him. He finds the group and sees that the whole clique is full of ships. He leads about their many idiosyncrasies and dirty kinks. The coolest ship by far in the group is Matessa, the interracial couple with an edgy love that dips into BDSM frequently. The next ship is Nicley, the 'opposites attract' ship where hayley curses like a sailor an Nick calls her unintelligent for that, (but the post-fight sex doe :))))))))) Then the other ship is Malivia, the music obsessed group who obsess over lame ass tv shows and complain about their horrible singing voices. Lastly, you have Tyler, who had no one to christen a ship with, and Nathan knew that Tyler was going to be his.

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