A guide to survive Fteen life

I am fed up of my fucked up teen life or in short my Fteen life. And i have tried numerous times to end it but then i think before i go i must give a return gift to all those who people who fucked my life. So iam gonna make a guide book for myself to complete my revenge.Follow me in my journey and make it a bit more cheerful cause i would never mind a supportive company.
WARNING: loads and loads of swearing.