Relaspe
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  • Reads 43
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 2
  • Time 17m
Ongoing, First published Jun 22, 2015
My name is Lillian Samantha Foster and I'd like to report a murder. I'd love to tell you that my best friend, Milly, was kidnapped from her house and taken into the woods; shot 5 times then buried under an old oak tree by the Parson's summer villa. I'd love to tell you that the murderers were her father's friend, a plumber named Patrick Holly, and his wife, Helen and that they live on 3862 Ellington Street- 6 blocks away from Milly's house. I'd love to tell you what car they were driving, the license plates number and where they are right now.

But I can't...

Because it hasn't happened. At least, not yet.
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]