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This Means War...Dirk X Reader X Dave

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Reads 54,542
Votes 1,595
Parts 16
Time 35m

CREEPY-SLEEPY-PASTA

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A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.All Rights Reserved

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