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This Means War...Dirk X Reader X Dave

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Parts 16
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Reads 54,520
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Parts 16
Time 35m

CREEPY-SLEEPY-PASTA

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A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.All Rights Reserved

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Hacked IInto my heart ( davesol ) by erisolshipper

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$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas) Or is it..? Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend. Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider. These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave /!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually) May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though. And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc. Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!! °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° TAGS AND PLACES: #1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18 #1 in karkatvantas on 11/25/'18 #1 in davestrider on 10/25/'18 #1 in andrewhussie & hussie on 11/25/'18 #1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18

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