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This Means War...Dirk X Reader X Dave

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Reads 54,561
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Parts 16
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Reads 54,561
Votes 1,595
Parts 16
Time 35m

CREEPY-SLEEPY-PASTA

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A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.All Rights Reserved

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𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙨? 𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧? 𝙐𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙. 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝙄𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙪𝙩-𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪? 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗/𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎 𝙰𝚄 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗/ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚔𝚒 𝚗𝚘 𝙺𝚢𝚘𝚓𝚒𝚗 {I don't own anything except the plot!} Armin x Fem bodied reader {smut} Rankings ? #1 in aotau 11/03/22 #1 in arminarlertxreader 12/14/22 #1 in arlert 7/12/23 #2 in arminxreader 2/9/23 #2 in erenxarmin 8/22/23 #2 in jeanxreader 11/30/22 #2 in arlert 12/02/22 #2 in femreader 1/4/23 #3 in arminxreader 2/2/23