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𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘//𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 by C3llybaby

ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴇ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ, ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀɪʟᴏʀ, ɢᴀꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴅᴀʟɪᴢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇꜱ. ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ. ꜰᴇᴍ ʏ/ɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ 1000-2000 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴡᴛɪᴇꜱ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ᴍʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ: ɴᴏᴛꜱᴏQᴜɪʀᴋʏᴋɪᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ//ɢᴀʟʟʏxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʙᴀʙᴇ "ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ...ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ" - ᴊᴜʟɪᴇᴛ ʙʏ ᴄᴀᴠᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ

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¹ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 - 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 by -voidtrina

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 | ❝ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀs sᴜɢᴀʀ, ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀs ɪᴄᴇ, ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, sʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ❞ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ when thomas arrives in the glade and helps sage lead her gladers out the maze. - 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 : 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 -𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 1 𝘰𝘧 3 ( ✗ ) - unedited ( ✓ ) - edited [completed & unedited] © -voidtrina2016

Just kiss me by RealityRuinedMyLife7

I hate him. He hates me. There's nothing more to it. There's no chemistry between us, we don't secretly love eachother and there's no way we are going to end up dating eachother. This isn't some story on wattpad where the guy and the girl end up liking eachother when they hated eachother all this time. That dosn't even happen in reality. We just hate eachother period. But then just a silly mistake lead to another and now here I am. Tangled up into one huge mess. But now I'm in a mess where I can just tell him to just kiss me.

torn // w.k by -wes10

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What happens after the Snow Queen is defeated? OR You ever see those cheesy TV shows where someone manages to screw up the simplest task so extraordinarily that part of you laughs and the other part cringes? Where the young comedic relief is trying to make a bowl of cereal but everything spills onto the kitchen table, for instance. Or that bit in the first episode of Brooklyn 99 where Boyle drops his muffin on the floor and simultaneously steps on it and hits his head on the counter whilst trying to pick it up. Got that image in your brain? Yeah, that's pretty much what's happening here. (Except none of this is funny and Andy Samberg isn't anywhere nearby to save me and I really, really want to go home right about now.)

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[ 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ] ☆𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀☆ (𝘯.) 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺. ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮. ⋙ 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳? 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮? ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝙈𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ⋙ 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ⋙ 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙚: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 ⋙ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵he maze

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ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴇ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ, ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀɪʟᴏʀ, ɢᴀꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴅᴀʟɪᴢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇꜱ. ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ. ꜰᴇᴍ ʏ/ɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ 1000-2000 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴡᴛɪᴇꜱ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ᴍʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ: ɴᴏᴛꜱᴏQᴜɪʀᴋʏᴋɪᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ//ɢᴀʟʟʏxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʙᴀʙᴇ "ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ...ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ" - ᴊᴜʟɪᴇᴛ ʙʏ ᴄᴀᴠᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ