Despite the fact that I can go five days without moving from my spot on the couch, and I rarely shower more than three or four times a week, I, Rebecca Fortune, really am not all that much more abnormal than any other girl out there. Never mind the facts that my twin sister is an up-and-coming model who's basically being forced to star opposite the newest heartthrob sweeping our nation, and that said boy unintentionally stole my first kiss live on nation television, thinking that I was her.