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Don't get caught

marinarhinestone

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Parts 14
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Reads 484
Votes 24
Parts 14
Time 8m

marinarhinestone

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Jus an average gurl? Think again! Arietta (Ari) is perf until she gets a new hawtt teacher, Mr. Hood (Calum) then trouble starts to brew liek the Starbucks latte she drinks everyday! She betta not get caught! (THIS IS A PARODY OF ALL THE BASIC FANFICS OUT THERE! IT IS RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE)All Rights Reserved

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Rule One// c.h by Justeen_96

"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pulled my knees into my chest. My fucking brother and his fucking annoying best friend were always ruining my fucking day. --- "Come on kitten, kiss me like you mean it." "Fuck off Calum." -x- He was my brothers best friend our rule was; he couldn't touch my friends and I couldn't touch his but how could I stay away from a boy like Calum. Calum Hood Fanfic

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