The Family Spoof
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Last published Wed, Jun 24, 2015
This is a spoof about after humanity...
This is a spoof about a family of cats..
THEY ARE NOW HUMANS WITH FUR AND SHARP NAILS!
They have thumbs now.. =3
Anyway, so man(And Woman!) have all died, and cats have evolved and made houses and tea cups. They go to school, fight in wars against dogs(And obviously win).
In this spoof, we're focusing on a family with a drama-tastic, romantic mother, a father trying to deal with 4 kids, a big sister half as old as her mother, a big brother coping with his love for legos, a little sister getting into mischief, and last and probably least(Not), a little brother picking fights with his sister.
That's the whole family!
This'll probably just be something I add onto when I'm bored.. So don't expect much unless you ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE... Then I might consider it.. xD
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