AWESOME WARRIOR SPOOFS
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What if Blackstar believed he was a She-cat?
What if A coke happened to say "share a coke with Tigerstar"?
What would happen if Scourge was a cop?
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Gingerspice the killer given a machete
or Icewing trying to kill tigerstar with a deathberry pie but.....FAILS!!!!!!
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I know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny these are. *Swallows mattress* Enjoy ~created June 23, 2017~
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