AWESOME WARRIOR SPOOFS
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Last published Sun, Aug 16, 2015
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What if Blackstar believed he was a She-cat?
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What would happen if Scourge was a cop?
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Gingerspice the killer given a machete
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THIS IS A "FOR THE FUNNY FANFIC" DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE I HATE IT SO MUCH "I've finally made you mine, my bunny." "Don't come near us. If you do, I'll kill you in an instant...psyche. I'm gonna kill you." "You can't go out there my sweet, it's too dangerous." "Oh, my queen of hearts, won't you entertain me~?" "If you escape, I'll personally find you and make sure you can't walk anymore." "Butterfly, stay away from them ok? They're horrible people who have no mercy for anybody." "You're so sweet, so pretty, so weak...just like a kitten." "Babe, don't make me have to kill him because of his ignorance." "Hehe, I made sure that all the signal is down you disgusting creature." "My queen, will you please accept me? You are my queen, and I'll serve you well." "Your beauty doesn't match the disgusting filth you interact with."
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