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Gingerspice the killer given a machete
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Perfectly Wrong For Me
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Warriors: Bloodshed
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His Wicked Ways (Unedited Version)
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Dumb Bitch {Dnf}
"Mr. NotFound, you got a letter from Mr. WasTaken" Said his first hand man. "Mr. WasTaken?, how did he know where to send it" Replied Mr. NotFound. "Through some of our men sir." Said the right hand man. "Alright." Mr. NotFound said taking the letter from his right hand man. While he opened the letter they both became silent for a few minutes, before Mr. NotFound started reading it. "Dear Mr. NotFound, I know about the 500k. And I know it was you who did all the robbery's. So I wanted to come at peace with you once and for all. We may not be on good terms at the moment but id like to be. I request that you join me at my private club at 9:00 pm tonight. So we can talk about this affair and how we can end it. So if you do think about joining me tonight I'd like to put some basic rules so no one gets hurt. Rule one: No weapons. Rule Two: Bring no one, come alone. And of course dress nicely. I hope to see you there Mr. NotFound. -Mr. WasTaken Adresss: ********* " "Are you going to go sir?" Said his right hand man. "Why not it sounds like fun, although if something does happen I want you to make sure there is no panic and get me out of whatever he does" Mr. NotFound said. "But the rules say you can't bring anyone-" the right hand man was cut off shortly. "I mean if I don't return by morning or possibly 5am" Me. NotFound clarified. "Alright Sir." "Karl do you mind getting me a new blue suit before 9:00 pm, and tell everyone I'm going to be out for a late night dinner" Mr. NotFound said. As he stood up and Karl just nodded and headed off. "Alright Bitch let's see what you want" -------- Warning: Blood, pills, drugs, kidnapping, gay, guns, knifes, torture, etc. As well I have Dyslexic so this might not be the best If you are uncomfortable with these topics then this book is not for you. Thank you. -Dreamie_707 Best Ranks: 14 Dnf 10/4/2022Abgeschlossene Geschichte![The Demon's Boy: Summoned [Book Three]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/160717638-256-k58578.jpg)
The Demon's Boy: Summoned [Book Three]
[WARNING: IF YOU DIDNT READ BOOK ONE AND BOOK TWO, GO READ THEM BEFORE READING THIS ONE. YOU'LL BE CONFUSED HERE IF YOU DONT READ BOOK ONE AND BOOK TWO!] "Who are yo- Wait, are you here to kill me? Please don't kill me! I have a pizza waiting at home, friends, a reputation I worked hard to have!- " She started to freak out, she was terrified. "Calm down, uh, girl, you summoned me!" I said, backing up a bit to calm her down. "I'm Cain, a demon. I guess? Honestly, I don't know. I was sleeping and you showed up and interrupted my sleep and all-" I stop talking before I tell her everything that went down. "What's your name?" I asked. "D-Dawn." She said, stuttering. "See, we're gonna be best friends." I said, trying to calm her down. Cain woke up one hundred years after his sleep. To his surprise, he was summoned by a confused girl, Dawn. In order to stay on earth, he needs to make a pact with her. What she doesn't know, she's coming in on one hell of a ride. Cain needs to find the rest of the group before things can get any worse then it already is. Thank You For The Help - @NicoProtectForever
It may be a small town. But it has its many secrets. ----------------------------- "Sweetie, I just want to help you." "And how are you going to do that? Lock me up in an asylum where there are psychos who could hurt me? Put me to death? The possibilities are endless when it comes to getting rid of me, huh?" "I would do no such things." "Now who is the liar? And for the record, I have delicious snacks tugged away in my bag if I get hungry. I do not need your poisonous food. Also, do not call me your sweetie or sweetheart. Margie is your child now." "Margaret, you are sick. You need help." "The only help that I need..." She took a bow and arrow out of her bag, letting go of her bag in the process, and set the arrow on the bow. "...you all need help." Without any warnings, she grabbed ahold of me, forcing me to my feet, and held me close to her, pointing the sharp end of the arrow at my neck. "And the only way that you guys will receive help is if I kill my replacement." ----------------------------- If you like adventure, mystery, humor, or cliffhangers, then this is the book for you! Cover: Recolor Copyright by Ash J. All Rights Reserved
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