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What if Blackstar believed he was a She-cat?
What if A coke happened to say "share a coke with Tigerstar"?
What would happen if Scourge was a cop?
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Like.....
Gingerspice the killer given a machete
or Icewing trying to kill tigerstar with a deathberry pie but.....FAILS!!!!!!
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His Secrets And Lies (Bwwm)
The banging starts again but this time a lot louder. I can hear the girls screaming up stairs. I pick up my phone and dial 911. "Hello this is 911 what's your emergency?" "There are a bunch of wolves outside my house. I think they have rabies or something I'm not sure." The banging gets louder and I can feel my face getting wet from the tears. "Mamm did you say wolves are there?" "Yes Yes there are wolves about 10 of them out here in my front yard. I need help!" I hang up the phone and sit on the end of the stair case. I close my eyes and start praying. Something I haven't done in a while. "I have faith, there is a god. I have faith, there is a god, I have faith, there is a god." I repeat over and over. The glass breaks and I start screaming. I stand up and try to scramble up the stairs. The door comes falling down and there are about 10 wolves standing in front of my door. A woman emerges and walks toward me. She snaps her fingers and the pretty brown wolf is in front of me. Right there by my face. "Ridanna you know what to do." Her teeth is wrapped around my neck and she sinks them in. I try to scream but it's hard to. At first it hurts but now the pain no longer exists. I feel like there is no such thing as pain and I feel light as if I can float off the Earth. Fine as hell white boy with a pro-black activist fall for each other. Cherise Miss Activist doesn't want to date Zaire the fine as hell white boy not for his race but for his secrets. What if he had a past he didn't tell you about and the only way you found out is because the past came to kill you? And I'm not talking werewolves and vampires. Cherise would only wish for problems for they would be so simple compared to hers and Zaire's. If any woman found out Zaire's secrets they'd take off running to the nearest police station or they end up in a body bag in the end. Depends....which will come first?Kumpleto
The Sidorvo Brothers (Completed)
Amanda Rose Bella. Age 20. Working for a secret agency against the Mafia is assigned to kill the 2 mafia brothers, Adrian and Igor, Sidorvo. What happens when she is called out on her mission and captured? ---------- It was only Adrian and me in the room, he sat in the chair in front of me and harshly grabbed my chin, making me face him directly into his cold blue eyes. "Sweety, the earlier you tell us where you came from, the faster your death will be. If you are too late, a painful death you shall receive" He says and leaves my chin harshly "Nice poetry you got there but ya think I am scared of you?" I say "If you are not- then you should be" he picked up the knife started playing around with it on his fingers. Which was kinda hot. Shit, what are you thinking Amanda! "Why should I be scared of you?" I say with a chuckle bending forward He grins and stabs my thigh with the knife. I scream in pain and he smirks at the sight of me being hurt. I recollect myself and stare at my blood oozing thigh "Because honey, you are mine," He says in a dark tone. I knew his intentions were not good. ----- The book was finished on -21/11/2021. I want to thank everyone for all their support and love. Be sure to leave your review at the end. Love Delicate Flower.Kumpleto
Knight in Sneakers
Romance|Action|Mystery|Humour Highest Rank- #7 Teen Fiction. #8 Mystery/ Thriller #32 Fairytale #82 Romance "I like your eyes because they tell me more stories than your lips do." He replied as he looked into my eyes. -x- When London's best agent from F.O.R.C.E, Clarke Augustan, is assigned as Aaron Cortez's undercover bodyguard, or 'babysitter' as she puts it, life throws her way challenges, secrets, twists, misfired bullets (fortunately), and few boys who cause more trouble than her neighbour's cat. And life isn't all easy for Aaron Cortez with the numerous threats and snipers aiming at him. His sudden interest in the new girl at school doesn't help him for little does he know she is armoured with secrets that would probably give him a heart attack. What happens when the secret is finally out? Whose secrets are we even talking about now? -x- "We have another thing common, Miss Clarke. We both have an unwavering urge to avenge." "You know, there is something else in common too," I spoke as I walked around examining my surroundings. "And that is, Miss Clarke?" He asked with a short amused laugh. "We've both come very close to meeting death; one too many times." It was my turn to look at him and laugh, "What makes us different thought is that you'll be the only one meeting him tonight." -x- She is in love with her modern-day Prince Charming and him, His knight in sneakers. Soon in cinemas. Not. I hope so. |editing| _______ Please don't copy the storyline, that would be really really really sick. Thank you for reading, It will not disappoint you.Kumpleto
Forlot: Return of the Monster Protector - Book Eleven
It may be a small town. But it has its many secrets. ----------------------------- "Sweetie, I just want to help you." "And how are you going to do that? Lock me up in an asylum where there are psychos who could hurt me? Put me to death? The possibilities are endless when it comes to getting rid of me, huh?" "I would do no such things." "Now who is the liar? And for the record, I have delicious snacks tugged away in my bag if I get hungry. I do not need your poisonous food. Also, do not call me your sweetie or sweetheart. Margie is your child now." "Margaret, you are sick. You need help." "The only help that I need..." She took a bow and arrow out of her bag, letting go of her bag in the process, and set the arrow on the bow. "...you all need help." Without any warnings, she grabbed ahold of me, forcing me to my feet, and held me close to her, pointing the sharp end of the arrow at my neck. "And the only way that you guys will receive help is if I kill my replacement." ----------------------------- If you like adventure, mystery, humor, or cliffhangers, then this is the book for you! Cover: Recolor Copyright by Ash J. All Rights ReservedKumpleto
Finding Maze
" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.Kumpleto
MEME FANFIC Sugar And Molasses (Yandere Hunter X Hunter)
THIS IS A "FOR THE FUNNY FANFIC" DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY PLEASE I HATE IT SO MUCH "I've finally made you mine, my bunny." "Don't come near us. If you do, I'll kill you in an instant...psyche. I'm gonna kill you." "You can't go out there my sweet, it's too dangerous." "Oh, my queen of hearts, won't you entertain me~?" "If you escape, I'll personally find you and make sure you can't walk anymore." "Butterfly, stay away from them ok? They're horrible people who have no mercy for anybody." "You're so sweet, so pretty, so weak...just like a kitten." "Babe, don't make me have to kill him because of his ignorance." "Hehe, I made sure that all the signal is down you disgusting creature." "My queen, will you please accept me? You are my queen, and I'll serve you well." "Your beauty doesn't match the disgusting filth you interact with."Kumpleto
The Glorious Flame (#2)
A murderous, psychopathic pixie with a gun meets a equally attractive, maddening prince who also has a gun. The real twist? A mysterious disease threatens to end this murderous, psychopathic pixie, and her only hope may just be the prince whom she hates... But who are we kidding? There is no story if there is no undeniably, sexually frustrating, overwhelmingly infuriating attraction between Ms. Batshit-crazy herself and a certain prince who clearly has a death wish when it comes to his choice of woman. Buckle up, because when it involves Inferno and Rouhem... I'd start popping that popcorn now. ----------------------------------------------------------------- And god how good he looked in his leather jacket and blue jeans. It was pissing her off. "Oh, really?" he responded to the sound of her gun. His deep voice sent shivers down her spine. She never had such reactions to a male until him, and she has decided that no matter how amazing it felt, it was most likely for the best that she ignored it. "Yes, really!" she snapped, "you barge into my life and don't expect consequences? You must not be Rouhem. He would know that I can get a little trigger happy when someone annoys me, especially you!" Inferno knew herself well enough to firmly state that she was a very irrational person outside of grave situations. Anything that exasperated her usually was shot. It was a mere fact. "Do it then, pixie, make my day." ----------------------------------------------------------------- (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT OF ALL KINDS *EMPHASIS ON THE ALL PART*) (2nd book in this universe of brooding beasts and the women who slay more than Buffy, CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE, but there are spoilers for the 1st book... you've been warned... but hey, you do what you want... this was definitely way too long of a side-note... my bad... bye)Kumpleto
Doki Doki Literature Club (Sonic and FNF)
"Hi, Blaze the Cat here! Welcome to the Literature Club! It's always been a dream of mine to make something special out of the things I love. Now that you're a club member, you can help me make that dream come true in this cute game! Every day is full of chit-chat and fun activities with all of my adorable and unique club members: Sarvente, the youthful bundle of sunshine who values happiness the most; Dawn the Echidna, the deceivingly cute girl who packs an assertive punch; Ruvyzvat, the timid and mysterious one who finds comfort in the world of books; ...And, of course, Blaze the Cat, the leader of the club! That's me! I'm super excited for you to make friends with everyone and help the Literature Club become a more intimate place for all my members. But I can tell already that you're a sweetheart-will you promise to spend the most time with me? Just me... Just Blaze the Cat... J̨̡̛͈̹̩̠̪̻̩̩̬̦͌͋̃͐̈́͒̏̆͐̌̿Ư̛̲̠̙̤̯̫͎̞̦̗̙̯͔̝̤̯̘̺̑̓̌͋͐̍̿̐͊͌́́͌͂̕̚͢͢͡͞ST̼̥̠̯͖̓̔̅̃͗ ̢̭͆̌͘͟B̧̡̨̛̠̳͙̭̯̘̘͇͉̲̦̜͋͌̀̎́̂͗̐̍̊̚̚͘͠L̢̢͙͈̬͊̓͛͗͐͜͡A̧̛̙͍͉͕̥̣̼̗̲̫͓̻͓̱̯̮̥̽̒͆̄̈́̌̿̈̄̋̔̈̀̇͌̂͘͢͟͠͝Ź̨̬̜͙̲̥̣̺͚̩͓̗̖̞̦̔̒̿̍̂͋̎͌̎͗̂͑̓͘͞ͅĖ͍̰̲̝̫̪̫̱̙̀̔̾͒̈́̍̍͌̕͟ ̡̬̰̺̐́́̃͋͜T̢̢̧̠̖̰̗̃̍̆̀͊̔͘͜͠Ḧ̡̡̰̘̟̫̼̰̙͈́͊̍͌̎͊̾̉͆̒̑ͅE̢͓̳̟͉̣͎̰̦͎͆̐͌̑͗̿̑̅̕͝ ̛͖̗̲͖͍͓̐̊̾͊̅Ç̝̝̱͇̬̻̆̅͂̍͗̄͜͠͠A̱̯̼͉̩͓̮͈͋̿̃͊̑͂́͝Ṭ̞̱̤̤͙̍̓̆̓́͡!̛͓̩̜̯̤̝̹̮̲̰̮̯͙͖͎͓̙͎̉͌͋̑́̇̑̊̓͑̒͌͊͊̃̚͜͢͠͡͠͠ͅ!̧̢̡̛̗̰̟̝͖̫̫̩̥̤̹̣̰̀̾́̇̓͂͛͋́̈́̂̂͒̅͊̕͜͜͡!̢̢̛͎͉̗̲̝̼̟̼̹̥͚͈̿́̓͆̀̋̊̾̃͐̋͌͞ Ahahaha, what am I saying? All I'm trying to say is welcome to the Literature Club! I hope you enjoy your stay!" Y̘̟͉͖̝̰̪̟̖͙͈͕̻̍̎̃́̌̋̌̓͗͗̿͛͝O̠̯̿̇U̅̓͌̋Kumpleto
You're My Always And Forever ~ Shu X Valt
Shu Kurenai becomes an assassin after his former best friend dies. He takes a very harsh turn in life, and will murder anyone he suspects killed his friend. He earned the name Red Eye after killing his first target which wasn't the murderer of his friend. Without the murderous mask on, he becomes a K-Pop idol that everyone loves dearly. But when he accidentally breaks into the wrong house, someone finds out his true identity. Fortunately, the person who has Shu unmasked is drunk and will forget everything about Shu, and Shu escapes once again. Valt Aoi becomes an FBI agent assigned to the murderous Red Eye case. One night, he gets dumped by his girlfriend and decides to get drunk at a bar. When he gets home that night, he finds an injured albino-like boy sitting in front of a broken window unconscious. But drunken Valt decides to let the criminal go once they wake. In the morning of the next day, he accidentally stumbles upon Shu's house and suddenly remembers that Shu was Red Eye. Will Shu ever find the murder of his former best friend, or will Valt stop him before he can? Shu x Valt ◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼ "No, Shu. I can't.." I murmured, afraid of the jump before me. "Do you trust me?" He mouthed as the blaring sirens grew closer. "O-of course." I nodded hesitantly back. "Take my hand." I did as told and I took it. "If we don't make it, just know I always love you." And with that, I stared crazed at my partner as we jumped from the roof, but he only smiled and said, "You're my always and forever." ◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼ I don't own the show, or characters, or images. However, I do own the storyline, don't steal it. (I will sue. Jk. Don't steal, that's crappy.) ~Kaori121410Kumpleto
SEDUCTION BY DEATH |English Version|
Death has been following me since the day I was born. You are losing loved ones. You're losing friends. It's scary when you start to lose yourself. Loneliness has never been easy for me. No matter how many people surround me, I am alone. One on one with your fears, experiences and breakdowns in life, when everything goes awry. I never thought that I would be able to find a sense of belonging again, until he did. A handsome devil in a suit from Brioni. Now all his attention is directed at me, he gets under my skin and I happily accept his sweet torture. It's hard to resist the inevitable, especially when you share one heart. He stole my heart, and in return I took his. Attention! The text is intended for persons over 18+. The text contains scenes of an open sexual nature, obscene language, murder, violence, death. Before you start reading, we recommend that you familiarize yourself with the introductory fragment and read the annotation. We strongly do not recommend following the plot and bringing any scenes of violence to life. All characters and stories are completely fictional and have nothing in common with the real world. If, however, this message did not make you stop and close this book, then welcome to the dark side. "Can you be my good girl...?" Tropes: 🖤 Dark romance 🖤 Mafia 🖤 Stalking 🖤 Obsessed MMC x morally grey 🖤 Strong FMC 🖤 Rivals 🖤 Dark secrets Kink 🖤 Knife play 🖤 Breath play 🖤 "good girl" x lots of praise 🖤 A lot of spicy 🥵🔥
The banging starts again but this time a lot louder. I can hear the girls screaming up stairs. I pick up my phone and dial 911. "Hello this is 911 what's your emergency?" "There are a bunch of wolves outside my house. I think they have rabies or something I'm not sure." The banging gets louder and I can feel my face getting wet from the tears. "Mamm did you say wolves are there?" "Yes Yes there are wolves about 10 of them out here in my front yard. I need help!" I hang up the phone and sit on the end of the stair case. I close my eyes and start praying. Something I haven't done in a while. "I have faith, there is a god. I have faith, there is a god, I have faith, there is a god." I repeat over and over. The glass breaks and I start screaming. I stand up and try to scramble up the stairs. The door comes falling down and there are about 10 wolves standing in front of my door. A woman emerges and walks toward me. She snaps her fingers and the pretty brown wolf is in front of me. Right there by my face. "Ridanna you know what to do." Her teeth is wrapped around my neck and she sinks them in. I try to scream but it's hard to. At first it hurts but now the pain no longer exists. I feel like there is no such thing as pain and I feel light as if I can float off the Earth. Fine as hell white boy with a pro-black activist fall for each other. Cherise Miss Activist doesn't want to date Zaire the fine as hell white boy not for his race but for his secrets. What if he had a past he didn't tell you about and the only way you found out is because the past came to kill you? And I'm not talking werewolves and vampires. Cherise would only wish for problems for they would be so simple compared to hers and Zaire's. If any woman found out Zaire's secrets they'd take off running to the nearest police station or they end up in a body bag in the end. Depends....which will come first?
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