AWESOME WARRIOR SPOOFS
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Mine and others, to fill the book with AWESOMENESS!
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What if Blackstar believed he was a She-cat?
What if A coke happened to say "share a coke with Tigerstar"?
What would happen if Scourge was a cop?
Find out now! And even more!!!!!!!!
Like.....
Gingerspice the killer given a machete
or Icewing trying to kill tigerstar with a deathberry pie but.....FAILS!!!!!!
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His Secrets And Lies (Bwwm)
The banging starts again but this time a lot louder. I can hear the girls screaming up stairs. I pick up my phone and dial 911. "Hello this is 911 what's your emergency?" "There are a bunch of wolves outside my house. I think they have rabies or something I'm not sure." The banging gets louder and I can feel my face getting wet from the tears. "Mamm did you say wolves are there?" "Yes Yes there are wolves about 10 of them out here in my front yard. I need help!" I hang up the phone and sit on the end of the stair case. I close my eyes and start praying. Something I haven't done in a while. "I have faith, there is a god. I have faith, there is a god, I have faith, there is a god." I repeat over and over. The glass breaks and I start screaming. I stand up and try to scramble up the stairs. The door comes falling down and there are about 10 wolves standing in front of my door. A woman emerges and walks toward me. She snaps her fingers and the pretty brown wolf is in front of me. Right there by my face. "Ridanna you know what to do." Her teeth is wrapped around my neck and she sinks them in. I try to scream but it's hard to. At first it hurts but now the pain no longer exists. I feel like there is no such thing as pain and I feel light as if I can float off the Earth. Fine as hell white boy with a pro-black activist fall for each other. Cherise Miss Activist doesn't want to date Zaire the fine as hell white boy not for his race but for his secrets. What if he had a past he didn't tell you about and the only way you found out is because the past came to kill you? And I'm not talking werewolves and vampires. Cherise would only wish for problems for they would be so simple compared to hers and Zaire's. If any woman found out Zaire's secrets they'd take off running to the nearest police station or they end up in a body bag in the end. Depends....which will come first?Concluida
His Wicked Ways (Unedited Version)
Warning: THIS BOOK IS FOR MATURE READERS ONLY (18+). CONTAINS MATURE SCENES, VIOLENCE, AND LOTS OF CURSING. (A sequel to The Infamous Rafael Valiente, Giovanni Santorini's story) EXCERPT: "I need that tape, Gio. I know you could have it anytime you want, kiddo. I fucking know you're holding the ace!" His expectant voice reaches my ears, barking at me like I was his pawn. It didn't sit well with me. Anger bubbles up in my system, my vision morphs darkly, and I envisioned blood oozing out of his chest, head blows up with brains splattered in tiny pieces. I'm not fucking use her. She is my precious prize possession, and nobody fucking ordered me to do such thing, especially not my Bambolina. My eyes twitched as I simply cocked my head at Vito, my loyal underboss, sharing him a clear message. He surreptitiously nods his head back at me, signaling he gets the message. ............. Giovanni Santorini is defined to all Italian's business enemies as the dirty ruthless megalomaniac businessman. For the women, Giovanni Santorini is the living Zeus of Italian. What does he like to do? Play dirty games are his sports. Strip and ravish a woman are his hobbies. Commitment and love are his dislikes. Winning a challenge is his main goal. Then a challenge begun when he met the stormy-eyed fiery spirited Athena Giudici - who brought storms in his peaceful rather cold heart - in a very ungracious situation became a challenge which he wanted to win. Will this challenge be a deserving goal to win? And is he capable of bringing her in his dark dangerous world he's living in? .......... A STEAMY MAFIA ROMANCE, SPRINKLED WITH HUMOR, AND DASH OF FAMILY SECRETS. A refeshing mafia romance story.Concluida
SEDUCTION BY DEATH |English Version|
Death has been following me since the day I was born. You are losing loved ones. You're losing friends. It's scary when you start to lose yourself. Loneliness has never been easy for me. No matter how many people surround me, I am alone. One on one with your fears, experiences and breakdowns in life, when everything goes awry. I never thought that I would be able to find a sense of belonging again, until he did. A handsome devil in a suit from Brioni. Now all his attention is directed at me, he gets under my skin and I happily accept his sweet torture. It's hard to resist the inevitable, especially when you share one heart. He stole my heart, and in return I took his. Attention! The text is intended for persons over 18+. The text contains scenes of an open sexual nature, obscene language, murder, violence, death. Before you start reading, we recommend that you familiarize yourself with the introductory fragment and read the annotation. We strongly do not recommend following the plot and bringing any scenes of violence to life. All characters and stories are completely fictional and have nothing in common with the real world. If, however, this message did not make you stop and close this book, then welcome to the dark side. "Can you be my good girl...?" Tropes: 🖤 Dark romance 🖤 Mafia 🖤 Stalking 🖤 Obsessed MMC x morally grey 🖤 Strong FMC 🖤 Rivals 🖤 Dark secrets Kink 🖤 Knife play 🖤 Breath play 🖤 "good girl" x lots of praise 🖤 A lot of spicy 🥵🔥
The Glorious Flame (#2)
A murderous, psychopathic pixie with a gun meets a equally attractive, maddening prince who also has a gun. The real twist? A mysterious disease threatens to end this murderous, psychopathic pixie, and her only hope may just be the prince whom she hates... But who are we kidding? There is no story if there is no undeniably, sexually frustrating, overwhelmingly infuriating attraction between Ms. Batshit-crazy herself and a certain prince who clearly has a death wish when it comes to his choice of woman. Buckle up, because when it involves Inferno and Rouhem... I'd start popping that popcorn now. ----------------------------------------------------------------- And god how good he looked in his leather jacket and blue jeans. It was pissing her off. "Oh, really?" he responded to the sound of her gun. His deep voice sent shivers down her spine. She never had such reactions to a male until him, and she has decided that no matter how amazing it felt, it was most likely for the best that she ignored it. "Yes, really!" she snapped, "you barge into my life and don't expect consequences? You must not be Rouhem. He would know that I can get a little trigger happy when someone annoys me, especially you!" Inferno knew herself well enough to firmly state that she was a very irrational person outside of grave situations. Anything that exasperated her usually was shot. It was a mere fact. "Do it then, pixie, make my day." ----------------------------------------------------------------- (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT OF ALL KINDS *EMPHASIS ON THE ALL PART*) (2nd book in this universe of brooding beasts and the women who slay more than Buffy, CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE, but there are spoilers for the 1st book... you've been warned... but hey, you do what you want... this was definitely way too long of a side-note... my bad... bye)Concluida
You're My Always And Forever ~ Shu X Valt
Shu Kurenai becomes an assassin after his former best friend dies. He takes a very harsh turn in life, and will murder anyone he suspects killed his friend. He earned the name Red Eye after killing his first target which wasn't the murderer of his friend. Without the murderous mask on, he becomes a K-Pop idol that everyone loves dearly. But when he accidentally breaks into the wrong house, someone finds out his true identity. Fortunately, the person who has Shu unmasked is drunk and will forget everything about Shu, and Shu escapes once again. Valt Aoi becomes an FBI agent assigned to the murderous Red Eye case. One night, he gets dumped by his girlfriend and decides to get drunk at a bar. When he gets home that night, he finds an injured albino-like boy sitting in front of a broken window unconscious. But drunken Valt decides to let the criminal go once they wake. In the morning of the next day, he accidentally stumbles upon Shu's house and suddenly remembers that Shu was Red Eye. Will Shu ever find the murder of his former best friend, or will Valt stop him before he can? Shu x Valt ◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼ "No, Shu. I can't.." I murmured, afraid of the jump before me. "Do you trust me?" He mouthed as the blaring sirens grew closer. "O-of course." I nodded hesitantly back. "Take my hand." I did as told and I took it. "If we don't make it, just know I always love you." And with that, I stared crazed at my partner as we jumped from the roof, but he only smiled and said, "You're my always and forever." ◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼◻◼ I don't own the show, or characters, or images. However, I do own the storyline, don't steal it. (I will sue. Jk. Don't steal, that's crappy.) ~Kaori121410Concluida
Perfectly Wrong For Me
"Whatever you have that stupid grin on your face for, the answer is no. No smoking, no guns, none of your Mafia friends, none of any of that. And most of all no..." she trails off and glances at Fiona. Pulling my arm to the kitchen she lowers her voice, "And no women. I don't want any of your little skanks or anything around my daughter. Got it?" I run my eyes over her body. She is wearing the scrubs again and her hair is pushed to the side messily. "You look extremely fuck-able right now Diana. " ••• She's a nurse, a mother to an optimistic twelve year old girl, a friend to three crazy women and her name is Diana Ambrose. Diana had a horrible childhood, now finally getting her life together, she'd do just about anything to make sure her daughter doesn't have to go through the same thing. That is when Mafia leader, Dante Stone appears in her life with the offer of a lifetime and the promise of a better life for her and her daughter. But under one condition. She must pretend to be his Fiance for five months. {The first book in the 'For Me' series} TW: Contains mentions of abuse. Adult content. Sexscenes. Curse words. Violence. Beautiful cover by talented: @wafflesxberriesConcluida
Kittie Tales
Me, an extremely friendly, fun loving, good looking, incredibly humorous being, Check.. My girl, an average enough, beautiful enough, funny, outspoken, 'okayish' African-Latina female with an annoying enough sibling, Check.. My other girl, a pretty enough, rich, almost spoilt, outspoken, and free-spirited, French chick with a bad taste in male partners, Check.. A dream job that becomes a nightmare, Check.. The man whose name is 'boss', Check.. Oh crap! Just go on and read the adventures of the two friends of man's second best friend from the perspective of man's second best friend.. But wait a second! Whoever made us man's second best friends when we're far more beneficial that those lowly woof-woofs?! *********** EXCERPT "I'm not sure you completely understand the situation you're in right now, Alessandra" I heard the sounds before I saw it. The headlights of none other than an incoming train. Phew! In the very least, people will be around to call 911 if he whips out a gun to shoot me here, right now and kill me! Hold on a second! Something still doesn't feel right.. Yes! That's an incoming train. Wheeled vehicles that travel on tracks! Railway tracks! And we're fucking on its way! The realisation of my predicament dawned on me and slapped me hard in the face, for not realizing it sooner. I turned to David, horror-stricken. "It's either work for me, willingly, or a fatal automobile accident. And if I'm having another bout of benevolence, your brother gets to join you on the other side too.."Concluida
Warriors: Bloodshed
The story of a great cat is about to be revealed. This cat had the same beginning as Scourge, tortured by her brother and sister, regarded as weak because of her size, and attacked by Clan cats because she was trespassing unknowingly. Well, this cat also has a similar fate as Scourge, she will seek revenge just as he did, she will kill cats just like him, and she will lead just like Scourge. Every cat has a choice to follow two paths, a path with glory, light, and loyalty or a path of bloodshed, darkness, and evil. Although, she will become successful in where Scourge failed. Her claws are sharper, her heart is colder and her mind is darker than Scourge could ever imagine. So will she succeed in where the former BloodClan leader failed? Or will she suffer the same fate as him and die just like him? Read to find out who she truly is... "Bloodshed is upon all cats. May some cat save us all before it's too late..." The Ancient Warriors of the Clans have spoken of a evil who will never stop the bloodshed she was born into and nurtured. "Fire Alone Can Save Our Clan" is the prophecy Spottedleaf foretold but there is another that she has not told another cat, but to only the Fire, Firestar: "Blood will rain upon all the living and nothing will survive its wrath. A very near kin has become the unimaginable. There will be nothing but them, and blood..." The medicine cat foretold as Firestar lost his first life against Scourge. Will he be able to find out what this means? Or will he be too late? Read to find out. "If you think that that weak black kitten is strong and evil, well you'd better think again..."Concluida
The Sidorvo Brothers (Completed)
Amanda Rose Bella. Age 20. Working for a secret agency against the Mafia is assigned to kill the 2 mafia brothers, Adrian and Igor, Sidorvo. What happens when she is called out on her mission and captured? ---------- It was only Adrian and me in the room, he sat in the chair in front of me and harshly grabbed my chin, making me face him directly into his cold blue eyes. "Sweety, the earlier you tell us where you came from, the faster your death will be. If you are too late, a painful death you shall receive" He says and leaves my chin harshly "Nice poetry you got there but ya think I am scared of you?" I say "If you are not- then you should be" he picked up the knife started playing around with it on his fingers. Which was kinda hot. Shit, what are you thinking Amanda! "Why should I be scared of you?" I say with a chuckle bending forward He grins and stabs my thigh with the knife. I scream in pain and he smirks at the sight of me being hurt. I recollect myself and stare at my blood oozing thigh "Because honey, you are mine," He says in a dark tone. I knew his intentions were not good. ----- The book was finished on -21/11/2021. I want to thank everyone for all their support and love. Be sure to leave your review at the end. Love Delicate Flower.Concluida
Warrior Cat Spoofs
I know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny these are. *Swallows mattress* Enjoy ~created June 23, 2017~Concluida
The banging starts again but this time a lot louder. I can hear the girls screaming up stairs. I pick up my phone and dial 911. "Hello this is 911 what's your emergency?" "There are a bunch of wolves outside my house. I think they have rabies or something I'm not sure." The banging gets louder and I can feel my face getting wet from the tears. "Mamm did you say wolves are there?" "Yes Yes there are wolves about 10 of them out here in my front yard. I need help!" I hang up the phone and sit on the end of the stair case. I close my eyes and start praying. Something I haven't done in a while. "I have faith, there is a god. I have faith, there is a god, I have faith, there is a god." I repeat over and over. The glass breaks and I start screaming. I stand up and try to scramble up the stairs. The door comes falling down and there are about 10 wolves standing in front of my door. A woman emerges and walks toward me. She snaps her fingers and the pretty brown wolf is in front of me. Right there by my face. "Ridanna you know what to do." Her teeth is wrapped around my neck and she sinks them in. I try to scream but it's hard to. At first it hurts but now the pain no longer exists. I feel like there is no such thing as pain and I feel light as if I can float off the Earth. Fine as hell white boy with a pro-black activist fall for each other. Cherise Miss Activist doesn't want to date Zaire the fine as hell white boy not for his race but for his secrets. What if he had a past he didn't tell you about and the only way you found out is because the past came to kill you? And I'm not talking werewolves and vampires. Cherise would only wish for problems for they would be so simple compared to hers and Zaire's. If any woman found out Zaire's secrets they'd take off running to the nearest police station or they end up in a body bag in the end. Depends....which will come first?
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