AWESOME WARRIOR SPOOFS
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Mine and others, to fill the book with AWESOMENESS!
Ready to have a good laugh?
What if Blackstar believed he was a She-cat?
What if A coke happened to say "share a coke with Tigerstar"?
What would happen if Scourge was a cop?
Find out now! And even more!!!!!!!!
Like.....
Gingerspice the killer given a machete
or Icewing trying to kill tigerstar with a deathberry pie but.....FAILS!!!!!!
All spoofs are mine unless I say not......
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