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Hey Siri

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Parts 6
Time 48m

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"Okay so once upon a time there was a robot named Siri and a monster. The monster ate Siri. The end" I chuckled

"YAY I GOT EATEN" 

"That means you died" 

Apple-iOS is proud of its latest creation, Siri. Talk to Siri as you would to a friend, and it can help you get things done. But if there's anyone who uses it to its highest potential, it's got to be Charlotte. From reminders to bedtime stories, she sure does make use of it throughout the day.
  
However what she fails to realize is that too much of anything is always a bad thing. But how can one resist when all you really need to say is "Hey Siri?"All Rights Reserved

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My brothers best friend

People say you don't really know what true love is at sixteen. Well I knew well before that, I knew from the age of eleven that Jackson carter was the one for me. Jackson was my older brothers best friend and also four years older then me. I First met him when I went to visit my mum and brother in America he was like a god he was so beautiful but as an eleven year old toothless girl I was invisible to him. Over the years and with many more visits we became close, well as close as you can to your brothers best friend, I would follow them around wherever they would go. My brother was so protected of me and all his friends became like brothers except Jackson my feelings for Jackson grew over the years. Now I'm sixteen I've grown I'm not the little toothless girl or the little girl who followed them around. My life has changed I have changed but one thing that hasn't is my love for Jackson. Unfortunately for me Jackson doesn't see me anything more then his best friends little sister. Now I've come to live with my mum who doesn't even give a shit about me after the death of my dad.My life is going downhill fast and I'm hoping Adam can pull me back up. Nothing is easy,life is hard and at sixteen I've seen enough hardship to last me a lifetime.I want to be happy, I want to live I don't want to drown anymore. Will my brother be able to save me? Will Jackson finally see me? Will my mum ever love me? And will I ever get over the death of the one person that ever really Truly loved me?