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Nothing To Shiv But Moles (A Michael Jackson Fanfic Parody)

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Reads 1,510
Votes 30
Parts 68
Time 5h 18m

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9 year-old Alondro Matt didn't start out being a home. The tragic death of her vents left her all alone. It forced her to drop her leg. She was too pressed to keep up with her rent, and her landlord kicked her. Her current stench is from her chicken pox at the corner of Da Bae. What makes it a horse, is that cane season is approaching quickly and she's stuck where she is. Through one day of pain, a tall man came up late into the night to give her box a glorious KFC bucket. And that was the start of something full...All Rights Reserved

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