Ancient Aliens: Short Humor
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For years the scientific community and indeed conventional wisdom sneered at the idea of extraterrestrial intervention in human biology and affairs. Now, author Jonah Bergan makes some rather cogent (and humorous) arguments in favor of that proposition.
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