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ASK/DARE DEADPOOL!!!

ColorBoundHuntsman

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ColorBoundHuntsman

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Author: Hello reader! As you can see I will be having my friend Deadpool do any kind of question and/or dare you may want him to do. Don't worry about Deadpool getting hurt, he's basically immortal if you didn't know, so just feel free to-                                          Deadpool: TO GIVE ME ANY F***ING CHALLENGE YOU WANT! DONT HOLD BACK GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME!                    Author: *throws everything I have at Deadpool*                                                                  Deadpool: OW! You basically threw everything but the kitchen sink at me.              Author: Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. *rips out kitchen sink and throws it at Deadpools head*                                                         Deadpool: ooooow. I see stars and birdies heeeeh- *faints*                                                            Author: Anyway I hope you enjoy.All Rights Reserved

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