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ASK/DARE DEADPOOL!!!

ColorBoundHuntsman

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Reads 1,495
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Parts 10
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ColorBoundHuntsman

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Author: Hello reader! As you can see I will be having my friend Deadpool do any kind of question and/or dare you may want him to do. Don't worry about Deadpool getting hurt, he's basically immortal if you didn't know, so just feel free to-                                          Deadpool: TO GIVE ME ANY F***ING CHALLENGE YOU WANT! DONT HOLD BACK GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME!                    Author: *throws everything I have at Deadpool*                                                                  Deadpool: OW! You basically threw everything but the kitchen sink at me.              Author: Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. *rips out kitchen sink and throws it at Deadpools head*                                                         Deadpool: ooooow. I see stars and birdies heeeeh- *faints*                                                            Author: Anyway I hope you enjoy.All Rights Reserved

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That night...✓ by dara_symi

"So?" He looked confused. "She's y- your-" I gulped. "My what Aurora?!" He exclaimed angrily. I jumped. "Don't raise your voice at me! She's your daughter! The one night stand created her!" I yelled but not loud enough for any one else to hear. "What the-" he paused and looked at Ivory. I watched him silently. He turned to me again. "Would you say something?" I asked getting nervous. "What do you want me to fucking say?" He asked. "I don't know....." I trailed off. Humans make mistakes..... right? Yes, so therefore three people made mistakes that night. Logan made the first mistake. He cheated on Aurora. Aurora made the next mistake. She drank to forget the mistake Logan made. Ethan, the school's bad boy made the last mistake. He slept with Aurora without a condom. You know what that means yea? You're right, a baby comes. Ivory comes. (Baby gender revealed 😑) Aurora didn't tell the bad boy she was pregnant for him. But now she has the baby and she has to tell him right? I mean it's the only sane thing to do DNA is one of the solutions of course but not when the child looks exactly like Ethan. 😉. The bad boy is obviously not the most sociable person so it wasn't easy of course. For heaven's sake he doesn't even know this girl. But y'all agree that it's not easy to remember a one night stand when you've had many? Well....he remembered actually. Let's get into the story peeps!!!! See you there 😊

Deadpool's Day Out by opal_infusion

So one morning Deadpool (me) woke up and found himself in a park, disheveled, blood stained, (seriously, my favorite suit, ruined) and dead bodies and random trash all around. What the hell happened? And how does it all relate to tacos? (Real question is, how does it not?) Get ready to read the tale of one of Deadpool's most random, dramatic, action packed, and all around craziest days ever! Also did I forget to mention Spider-Man? (Yeah, web head makes a guest appearance, but this story is STILL all about me!) Obviously the characters featured belong to Marvel (blah blah blah legal jargon, read the story already!). Warning: This story contains violence, some bad language, and some sexual innuendo.

Possessive Hearts, His Desired Sin by Jordananime

{rewritten version of Possessive Hearts} "Where do you think you're going?" He spoke. His big strong hands pinning me against the wall. The scent of dangerous lavender feeling my senses. "To class. Where do you think?" I replied with a snark. Trying to push him away, but failed and he chuckled from my struggling. "Not today, Kitten." "Who said you could call m-" he picked up my chin forcefully. His piercing red eyes claiming my electric blue ones. The unforgettable sparks shooting through me. His eyes darkening with lust. "You're mine now Kitten." * Ky Severs, your "grade A" average bad boy. Serena Havenmoon, your not so average goodie goodie girl. Their lives were both simple, Ky the future Alpha of the eclipse pack and Serena destined to follow in her father foot steps as a Beta. Little did they know...that their encounter will turn their world upside down. Serena is the new girl at Break Ridge high and it's already hard enough to get use to a new school...especially when the schools baddest/hottest boy is on your tail. And especially if you and that same guy had a little stare off that same morning. Not to mention that you're suppose to be his future Beta, but we'll get to that. Ky is the hot popular jock of the story. He gets all the girls and every teacher loves him. They even let him get away with cutting class every now and then. The Alpha in a school full of humans. The prom king of Break Ridge high. Who is still single...and still waiting for his mate. Never have two people be so different and yet so alike. More a like than they ever know. Their story is full of love, pain, heart break, but it's one hell of a story to read. So sit back and see... If a Bad boy Alpha and Goodie Goodie Beta finally connect. WARNING: MATURE AND SEXUAL CONTENT

Love, Anonymous by Liz_Plum

*Completed* "I just want to know why." I say as I turn over, trying to find his figure through the dark of my room. "Why what?" He asks. "Why you're being so nice to me." I say quietly, vulnerability seeping into my words. "How we even became friends." He sighs, "I want to know how." I scrunch my brow. "How what?" His response is soft, the opposite of his sarcastic personality. "How you don't see it." ******* Reagan Holt was about as average as a high school student could be. She didn't play any sports, didn't participate in the popular activities, and wasn't the girl all the boys chased after. All except one boy. He wrote her a letter every week. Each letter described something new for him to love about her. Whether it was how beautiful her laugh was or how his heart swelled with every smile she gave, he never failed to write how he felt. So the two should be together, right? That's the way Reagan wants it, but there's just one problem. He signs his letters "Love, Anonymous." Now add an obnoxious, conceited, sex god into the equation and you get a teenage girl confused on who really loves her. The sweet, tender written anonymous lover, or the cocky, ignorant asshole? -REVIEWS- "You create such wonderful characters and I can't wait to see what happens next!" VampireSa5m41993 "Thank you for wonderful dogs and little brothers and eccentrically hormonal best friends!" -Nat-Attack "I am totally hooked on this book!" nbazinet "I love the way the story flows and that you have really roundabout characters. It's as if they're real while I'm reading!" life_is_beautiful115 "Your work is literally art." lemonsun123 "Every time I read this book it just makes me smile." Nicooole97 Cover by: -winterr

Keep Your Enemies Closer by Devilsmom

*COMPLETED* "You think I'd murder you?" He laughed humorlessly. "I- what?" I stuttered, looking at him with a lost expression. If he didn't want to kill me, what was all of this then? "What's your name, speedy?" He asked after shaking his head. "Why would I-I tell you my name?" I tried to sound brave, but this whole scenario was just freaking me out. "I'll find out, eh?" He gave me a smirk. What? "For what? You can just kill me now. I don't want to live like this anymore." I breathed out. I really don't. His loud and obnoxious laugh pulled me out of my thoughts. What's so funny? "You're funny. But-" He took a step closer and I immediately stepped backwards. "-the stunt you pulled last week-" My back hit the wall and I gasped as he stood only a few inches away from me now. His finger lifted my chin and I gulped. "-was not." His smirk was replaced by a serious expression. His eyes were so dark and captivating, I couldn't look away. "And you know what they say, speedy?" He continued as his eyes flickered towards my mouth. I shook my head and his smirk was back. "Keep your friends close. But-" He clenched his jaw. "Keep your enemies closer."

Truth or Dare Percy Jackson style by mistcontroller

Percy Jackson and his friends have faced off against many things. Titans, Giants, Gods, and lot and lots of monsters. What happens when you combine a group of ADHD demigods with many diverse powers to play one simple game? Firstly, I can tell you that its gonna be a disaster, but a fun disaster. See what happens by reading! I swear it will be worth it! Why are you still here? Go and read it!! :P ~P.S still editing. Sorry if some of it is REALLY bad ~.~ ~ Also, I started writing this when I was 12. So some things might sound immature... and now I'm in high school meaning I have to make sure I have no life and focus on school, updates will be pretty little if not nonexistent. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Hey There Cliché. Fuck Off. [complete] by jiminieminmouse

"Are you ever afraid of being alone?" I asked after a while. A question that had randomly popped into my mind. I wasn't expecting him to answer me, but he did. Jonah turned his face, but I didn't look back at him, I kept staring up at the skies. He turned back to the sky and took a breather before answering. "We're always going to be alone, Rose. Always. We'll be haunted by the darkness that is our own shadow, but in every shadow there's a light." He answered, as if the simplest thing in the world. I only stared at him with a dropped jaw. That was out of this world. Especially coming from Jonah. "When does it get better?" I mumbled. "It doesn't. But to go through it with someone makes it a whole lot easier." He turned back to face me. We stared at each other for a while. He'd always occasionally look down at my lips, and I'd do the same to him. I broke it off and looked back up at the sky. -=- New York City. The place of opportunities. But what shall Rose do when there's so many of them? Jonah, the seducer with a British accent, or Cameron, equally British but sweet. Her clock is ticking. She has one year to make up her mind until the exchange program takes back all their Brits and their New Yorkers return. And so the end-of-the-year party is the final strike. Either Rose chooses...or she doesn't. *WARNING* I began this book (my first book ever) when I was like 11 or 12 years old so the first chapters (idk how many) suck, not gonna lie. I had scrapped so many ideas (that I only really wrote a few chapters of) that when I was older enough to realize the story I had going so far sucked, I didn't want to scrap again, so I finished for that sake in a span of 3 years (and ended in 2014). All in all, not my greatest work, but read on if you wish. Text Copyright © droppedintoxic™ 2014

A Player's Game by Alexisss1212

"Why do you care if I kiss other girls? We're not together, we're friends" he stated swallowing his emotions. "You're right, why should I care? Like you said we're friends" I got more angry with each word that came out of my mouth. "You know what? Go makeout with any girl you want, I don't care" I said as I started to walk away. I felt his hand grip my wrist and pull me back against the lockers. His hands cupped my face and the next thing I know his lips were smashed up against mine. *********************************************************************************************************Stella Jones didn't believe in love, only lust. After one guy broke her heart, she swore to never fall for someone again until she graduates, she was done with high school boys. She's kept her promise to herself until a new guy starts at her school, Logan Carter, but does he have a promise too? Will he get her to live her life? Will she break her promise? Will he break his?

Deadpool and Thanos the race for the Infinity stones by DragonTales10506

Prologue: The Mad Titan Thanos. The merci with the mouth Deadpool. These two have always been at odds with one another. Now the battle has begun for the Infinity Stones. For the winner reshape the universe to his image. The losers ah- Deadpool: well let's say you don't want to be the loser here. Narrator: hey! You can't be in here. Deadpool: dude, I'm Deadpool I can be where every I want. Narrator: but- Deadpool then pushed the Narrator. Deadpool: listen Everybody. Is going to be a genuine masterpiece. now place your bets on who's going to win. You bet either... me the glorious and beautiful red god. Or the weird purple guy that has mess up chin and has a weird movie thing where everything needs to be half. Now place your bets. And you vote for Thanos, I'll sent your high school secrets out on the internet. Got it! Now enjoy the movie. Narrator: ah, this isn't a movie. Deadpool: wait? it isn't? then what the hell is this? Narrator: it a fan fiction. Deadpool: A Fan fiction, really?! Don't you think the guy who writes this should try get it with Hollywood instead of writing on his mum's computer! Ha I'll be in my trailer.

The Mexican Adventures of Rudy Man by Ultraanimefan105

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That night...✓

"So?" He looked confused. "She's y- your-" I gulped. "My what Aurora?!" He exclaimed angrily. I jumped. "Don't raise your voice at me! She's your daughter! The one night stand created her!" I yelled but not loud enough for any one else to hear. "What the-" he paused and looked at Ivory. I watched him silently. He turned to me again. "Would you say something?" I asked getting nervous. "What do you want me to fucking say?" He asked. "I don't know....." I trailed off. Humans make mistakes..... right? Yes, so therefore three people made mistakes that night. Logan made the first mistake. He cheated on Aurora. Aurora made the next mistake. She drank to forget the mistake Logan made. Ethan, the school's bad boy made the last mistake. He slept with Aurora without a condom. You know what that means yea? You're right, a baby comes. Ivory comes. (Baby gender revealed 😑) Aurora didn't tell the bad boy she was pregnant for him. But now she has the baby and she has to tell him right? I mean it's the only sane thing to do DNA is one of the solutions of course but not when the child looks exactly like Ethan. 😉. The bad boy is obviously not the most sociable person so it wasn't easy of course. For heaven's sake he doesn't even know this girl. But y'all agree that it's not easy to remember a one night stand when you've had many? Well....he remembered actually. Let's get into the story peeps!!!! See you there 😊