The Undiscovered (Harry Potter crack fics)
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Like the title says random short story HP crack fics written by a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous, some are quite crude but I just find them hilarious! XD
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tied to him ✔
**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.Complete
Tropetober Drarry one shots
I'm doing a challenge with a group I'm in on Facebook. Everyday in October is a new writing prompt and I chose Drarry(obviously) as my ship. I'm going to post the drabbles here as well as my ao3. Ratings and warnings will be listed for each drabble.Complete
Obsessed, Huh?
Drarry fanfic. ⚠️BL⚠️ Draco×Harry. My first story so I hope yall enjoy itComplete
Roommates (Drarry)
"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21Complete
Out of all people?!
This is just a random drarry story on the internet, surprised you found it to be honest. It sucks. A few notes: -this is my first fanfic, please don't judge!! -I do not own the Harry Potter universe! It all (other than this specific story) belongs to J.K Rowling!! -this story is basically four separate short stories that tie together, pretty much all of them have a different problem -I don't own the cover! Credits to the artistComplete
Sectumsempra
During summer vacation after his fifth year at Hogwards, Harry can't stop thinking about something he overheard Draco say... that Draco has a crush on Harry... maybe even more than a crush. Now Harry is obsessed with making sense of it all and he can't wait to get back to Hogwarts to confront Malfoy about it. But will he do it? Will he be able to? Of course none of that changes the hatred he feels towards Malfoy, nothing could lessen it, but Harry'll discover that maybe something else can coexist with hate. All my works are posted mainly on: AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/iguer and Tumblr: ikvero.tumblr.comComplete
the miracle of us || drarry
"You were my miracle, and you saved me in every way imaginable." In which a hatred turns to a friendship, and a friendship becomes something more. ** this fic is completely unedited, rushed, and truly not thought though and slightly embarrassing but for some reason is getting a lot of readsComplete
Ugly Truth
Harry is abused by the Dursleys, so Sirius and Remus come to stay with him in Hogwarts to make sure he's okay. He starts a secret friendship with Draco. When he tells his friends about the Dursleys it gets spread around the school and people use it to attack Harry. Stuff happens!!! ___ The story will eventually turn to Drarry! May take a while. I will explain everything properly in the first chapter, bye for now! !Warnings!: ★BoyxBoy ★Smut ★A lotta flufff ★Mention of Abuse ★Other stuff that I can't think of rn. Started: 11th February 2018 Finished: 17th November 2018Complete
just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐
《 c o m p l e t e d 》 One late afternoon, after plotting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron decided to steal Harry's phone and change most of his contacts' name. That included Draco's. Harry starts to trust and confide in the contact renamed 'Prince'. However, Harry soon realises that 'Prince' has a crush and Draco was starting to catch Harry's attention. Story is both in text and story form, but mostly story form ----- This story takes place after the Wizarding War, 8th years had to return to rebuild the school and retake their NEWTs. Snape is magically alive because he faked his death, let's go with that. Also contains many inaccuracies that does not match up with the original books '･ᴗ･' The starting sucks, but it slowly improves :) (hopefully) *TRIGGER WARNING* Some parts may include suicidal thoughts, suicide, cutting and strong language. Viewer discretion is advised. Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters. All characters belong to J. K. Rowling from her Harry Potter series. ----- Highest ranking: #1 - dracoxharry ( 04/07/20 - 08/07/20 ) #1 - drarry ( 10/07/20, 04/08/20 ) #1 - lgbt ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #1 - lgbtq ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #2 - harrypotter ( 15/08/20 )Complete
Can love save everything ?
A Harry Potter fanfiction co-written with my best friend ever :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two new main female characters, both powerful and sensitive. You are about to discover two stories join in one. I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters. This story is based on The half bload prince (6)Complete
**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.
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