Tales of Idiots
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Three close friends struggle to get through their comedic lives and have fun doing it!
How much unrealism and violence will they face? Obviously a lot, if you follow how clichés work. "Ooh, what will they face? Will they survive? What will happen?!" They're obviously gonna be fuckin' awesome and hilarious!! Also facing shit that has nothing to do with real life, making nonsense puns, cracking a few sex jokes, and playing video games.
Meet these three badarses:
Ty Conn.
Dezi Halker.
Spencer Verhoff.
Oh, what's that? You thought there would be more? Guess what, you sexy fucker, THERE ARE!!
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Sorry for all of the profanity, and general uncreativeness. I just wanted to make a comedy, and enough funny things happen in my life anyway so I have some resources to help me write this story! Please enjoy!!
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[Book 2 in the Secret series] "That's not what I meant..." I chew on my lip. "Well, what the fuck did you mean then?" He shouts. "When I'm there I don't have to think about you!" I yell back. Wrong choice of words again, Sophia. I curse myself. His form immediately stands and he strides over to me, he is now inches away from me, his body is so close to mine that I am forced to take a couple of steps backwards. My back is pressed up against the window. Noah's breathing is deep but he speaks softly, "when you're there all I can think about is you." He raises his hand and tucks a strand of hair behind my ear. I step around him and head for the door, "uh I'm going to go to the hospital." I pick up my bag and rush out of the door leaving Noah in the room and saving myself from doing something I would definitely regret and make me change my mind about going back to Pennsylvania. ------------ 'I love you too,' were the last words Sophia heard before she was banished from her home city and she left without a second thought. If she didn't she knew she would be in danger. A month and a half later Sophia returns as a person close to her is in critical condition in hospital. Everyone's eyes are on Sophia, and they are looking for someone to blame. Will she return to her new life and forget about New York once and for all? Or will she fit right back into the McKenzie's life as if she never left? And as for her relationship with Noah, there might be a chance for romance after all.
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