Tales of Idiots
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Three close friends struggle to get through their comedic lives and have fun doing it!
How much unrealism and violence will they face? Obviously a lot, if you follow how clichés work. "Ooh, what will they face? Will they survive? What will happen?!" They're obviously gonna be fuckin' awesome and hilarious!! Also facing shit that has nothing to do with real life, making nonsense puns, cracking a few sex jokes, and playing video games.
Meet these three badarses:
Ty Conn.
Dezi Halker.
Spencer Verhoff.
Oh, what's that? You thought there would be more? Guess what, you sexy fucker, THERE ARE!!
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Sorry for all of the profanity, and general uncreativeness. I just wanted to make a comedy, and enough funny things happen in my life anyway so I have some resources to help me write this story! Please enjoy!!
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