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Sassy and Planty-how it should have gone

LandSwritingandco

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Reads 416
Votes 68
Parts 25
Time 9m

LandSwritingandco

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So we're going to write a book, but before we actually write it, we're going to write down scenes or moments we think are funny that probably won't be in the book. It is suppose to be funny. Please enjoyAll Rights Reserved

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