Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com

WARM BODIES meets THE BREAKFAST CLUB meets ZOMBIELAND in this YA apocalypse story full of fluff, comedy and humans biting back. ✿ "When I imagined my high school crush would be dying to eat me, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." ✿✿ Ava Sterling never expected she'd be the one solution to the zombie apocalypse. Then again, she never expected she would end up biting one of them either. But, hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. During a moment of intense panic, Ava's teeth end up firmly lodged in the arm of her old crush, now turned very much zombie. A spur-of-the-moment impulse that even drowning in mouthwash wouldn't erase. After this impromptu bite, Gabriel the zombie turns back into Gabriel the human and the zombie apocalypse suddenly takes a completely different turn. This not-so-fun revelation changes everything for Ava's ragtag group of survivalists. Tensions are higher than ever. Feelings are getting in the way. And it seems that being newly re-humanized does leave some nasty mental side-effects on the previously zombified. Still, not everything is that bleak for Ava and her survivors. For one, it's finally time for the humans to bite back. ✿✿✿ ACHIEVEMENTS: 🏅ONC Round One Winner, Ambassador's Pick & Shortlister WARNING: There is occasional swearing, some gore, and lots of laughs. You have been warned.

𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐞 (𝐧) | 𝒂 𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕, 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕. 𝑰𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. ❝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬❞ 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 - 𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙞 𝙠𝙖𝙪𝙧

Violence warnings, self harm, death and other stuff? ??

★𝒶 𝓉ℯℯ𝓃𝒶𝑔ℯ 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝓁ℴ𝓈𝓉 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝓂ℴ𝓂 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎ℯ𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒶𝓊𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓇𝑔𝒾𝓃𝒾𝒶 ℴ𝓃𝒸ℯ 𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝒷ℯ𝑔𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝒸𝒽ℴℴ𝓁 𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓇ℯ𝒹 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒷ℯ𝓉𝓌ℯℯ𝓃 𝓉𝓌ℴ 𝒷ℴ𝓎𝓈 𝒯𝓎𝓂𝒾𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂ℯ𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒶𝒽🝮

COMPLETE Danti/Septiplier

Your whole life you were in foster care due to your parents murder by a chainsaw wielding maniac and everytime your foster parents would beaten you for a stupid reason. But everything changed when you met a certain clown that left you sweets. How will your life play out? Laughing Jill creation goes to SabrinaNightmaren

"𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔡𝔬𝔪." -𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖓 Speech isn't a necessity in this empty world. It's not that I can't speak. I just choose not to. It's a waste of time. I have no need to communicate with others. Especially when everyone is pretty much already dead. I haven't spoken a word in almost two years. There's no need for conversation when the words that are spoken constantly go unheard. [COMPLETED] #1 in darylxreader (10/24/19) #1 in daryldixonxreader (11/17/19)