Life is full of ups and downs, there's no question about it. We're tossed through the ringer daily, constantly faced with challenges and left wondering how we'll deal with them. Will we give up, or will we try? Will we cave, or will we push through until we succeed? Will we whine and moan about our misfortunes as we dwell on them for years, or will we learn from them, shrug them off, and heal ourselves with laughter? I choose the latter, which is why I've collected these darkly, comedic short stories into this collection for your amusement. The world's a bit tense, so unwind and relax. I'll take it from here. NOTE: Death Bound: Life Support Edition can be purchased on Amazon or my website - ARCurry.com

★𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐡🝮

𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐞 (𝐧) | 𝒂 𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕, 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕. 𝑰𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. ❝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬❞ 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 - 𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙞 𝙠𝙖𝙪𝙧

[Ranked 🏅#1 in 'LOCKDOWN', 'VIRUS', 'ZOMBIEAPOCALYPSE', 'ROMANCE'] I was in Bio class when it happened. The school sirens went off. Code black, full lockdown. No one knew what was going on. Classrooms are locked shut from door to door. We thought this was a practice drill, but from the look on Ms Mills' face, this was no practice drill. Something's happening to me. My life as I know it has turned upside down, then right back up. Why did I get out of bed that one morning? © 2017, @fur_el. All rights reserved.

"True love hurts, but this could almost kill me"

Stupid Cuffs...

A guide to survive the zombie apocalypse by Joy Felicity Kingsworth: 1. Get yourself a cute best friend who you've known since childhood. 2. Form an emotional attachment to a weapon and food item. 3. Lose your sanity. 4. Join a group whose sole purpose is to take the saviour of humanity to California. 5. Attempt to not kill said saviour of humanity. 6. Begin to question your feelings for the best friend from step one. 7. Try not to die. Easy, right? {10K x OC} <Season 1 - (completed)> <Season 2 - (under writing)>

WARM BODIES meets THE BREAKFAST CLUB meets ZOMBIELAND in this YA apocalypse story full of fluff, comedy and humans biting back. ✿ "When I imagined my high school crush would be dying to eat me, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." ✿✿ Ava Sterling never expected she'd be the one solution to the zombie apocalypse. Then again, she never expected she would end up biting one of them either. But, hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. During a moment of intense panic, Ava's teeth end up firmly lodged in the arm of her old crush, now turned very much zombie. A spur-of-the-moment impulse that even drowning in mouthwash wouldn't erase. After this impromptu bite, Gabriel the zombie turns back into Gabriel the human and the zombie apocalypse suddenly takes a completely different turn. This not-so-fun revelation changes everything for Ava's ragtag group of survivalists. Tensions are higher than ever. Feelings are getting in the way. And it seems that being newly re-humanized does leave some nasty mental side-effects on the previously zombified. Still, not everything is that bleak for Ava and her survivors. For one, it's finally time for the humans to bite back. ✿✿✿ ACHIEVEMENTS: 🏅ONC Round One Winner, Ambassador's Pick & Shortlister WARNING: There is occasional swearing, some gore, and lots of laughs. You have been warned.

Work in progress!