Funny Pick-Up Lines
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Last published Sat, Aug 22, 2015
An endless supply of pick-up lines, to constantly keep you laughing. Guaranteed to NOT get you a girl! Although, it is guaranteed to get you slapped.
So without further ado, please enjoy! :)
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