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Me, Loki, and the Potato.

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Parts 33
Time 30m

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These are crack short-story/one-shots about me/you, Loki, and a potato that can talk.
(Stark mutated a potato on accident and it became friends with me/you what ever).

I don't own Loki or Thor or Sherlock or Odin, Stark/Tony, I also don't own you.

But the potato idea was MINE so no Takesies. 

Love Vail.
Enjoy the story all my fabulous readers.All Rights Reserved

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