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Jurassic Pork

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Parts 12
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Reads 258
Votes 6
Parts 12
Time 50m

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Tag along for the ride of your life. This goofy spin-off of the classic movie "Jurassic park" will have you laughing out loud. Written by world-famous mega-millionaire the clown, Jurassic Pork will allow the lay-man to deeper understand happiness and joy in life with: simple jokes, random jokes, anti-jokes, maybe slightly edgy jokes,  jokes for the kids, jokes definitely not for the kids, and jokes about the kids. Those stupid kids. Anyway, if you've already read all this in the description you should probably just read the book by now.All Rights Reserved

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