People are Rude
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Every little girl's dream is to have a huge full Barbie set along with the doll house as well. But after they read this... I'm pretty sure they will change their minds. You see... Barbie is a true and utter bitch in my story... And you'll figure out why if you read the badly written story and terrible GRAMMER filled book. I hope you have fun.
(P.S, don't sue me because I use Barbie nicknames for fun)
Beautiful cover made by Medina. K (@RavenclawGal101)
I would like everyone to know that this is a work of FICTION. NOTHING IS REAL! I made all of this up I mean, which grade eighters get to go on a trip instead of school? PLEASE NO ONE GET OFFENDED, THIS BOOK ISNT A BOOK TO SPITE SOMEONE, IN FACT, I AM BARBIE, YOU ARE BARBIE, AND SHE IS BARBIE! Barbie is our inner souls and everyone knows that.
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