False Advertising
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  • Parts 4
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  • Reads 138
  • Votes 12
  • Parts 4
  • Time 19m
Ongoing, First published Jun 29, 2015
Tyson Vallency is just your average middle schooler in New York. But two of his classmates, twins Kevin and Kelsey, are about as different from average as it is possible to be. Tyson notices that they've been acting kind of suspicious lately, but he decides to forget about it. After all, soon it will be summer and he won't have to worry about them for a long while. But when the two attack him and his friends, they discover secrets about the twins they couldn't have begun to imagine. Will Tyson and his companions be able to save New York and themselves?
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]