The Clible

Four confusions and seven clarifies ago, my uncertainty had brought forth a new philosophy, conceived with clarification, and dedicated to the belief that all followers were clarified equal.

Now we are engaged in a great controversy, testing whether my puzzled mind, or any puzzled mind, so confused and so doubtful, can long clarify.

This philosophy, under Dorad, shall have a new birth of clarity, and that the clarification of the followers, by the followers, for the followers, shall not be perished by the bakes.

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