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Last published Wed, Jul 1, 2015
Dior: Really Nigga
Oprah: What?
Dior:Do You Get The Joke
Oprah: Go To Grammar School
A Guy: Ask Oprah Do u Like Me?
Jeff: Do u Like The Guy?
Oprah: Nah
Jeff: Really Nigga
Alfie: What Is The Diffrence Between A Bird And A Fly?
Khlide: Deez Nutz
Alfie: No! A Bird Can Fly But A Fly Cant Bird
Khlide: Really Nigga
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