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Complete, First published Jul 01, 2015
Albert Garrick.

The villain of Eoin Colfer's WARP: The Reluctant Assassin. A stage-magician-turned-assassin-turned-time-traveler. Evil. Powerful. Brilliant.

I thought he deserved a song.

This is a parody of Christina Perri's song "Human."
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