Barely Human
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Albert Garrick.
The villain of Eoin Colfer's WARP: The Reluctant Assassin. A stage-magician-turned-assassin-turned-time-traveler. Evil. Powerful. Brilliant.
I thought he deserved a song.
This is a parody of Christina Perri's song "Human."
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