Upon one of my ventures out to a local Salvation Army, I stumbled upon two gigantic Transformer toys abandoned, lost and forgotten. Each were priced $1.99. I picked both of them up and took them home, only to discover the unusual nature of the yellow one, Bumblebee - it was, in fact, known as "Ultimate Bumblebee", and it was voice/motion-interactive (to a primitive degree). It was missing a couple of parts, but it functioned well for a bargain toy. Nevertheless, it has many phrases and sounds, and it takes quite some time to find them all. Join me as I spend some time talking to this inanimate object to tell the interesting tales of the Ultimate Bumblebee, in this story of nonfiction, where nothing is a lie and no truths are omitted. These are my Conversations With a Toy.