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How to kill a gaping bird
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Ongoing, First published Jul 02, 2015
Becky G is a troubled girl with a record low IQ of 23. When she finds 3 girls have been making fun of her wide set gap, She gets violent. Death is involved, but no ones surprised since these violent gaps have violent endings.

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