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The Best G.I.L.F

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There have been some incredible sex stories on Wattpad. I love it. None of them drip with desperation for approval, yet they're all sufficiently awesome. But I gotta say, with all due respect to this one, this one, and that one, I think I have the story to trump them all. The other night, something happened to me that I would call magic if I didn't believe it to be a downright religious experience. Strap in, gentlemen, and try to put on some kind of hat, so the brains don't go everywhere when I blow your minds. Here we go.All Rights Reserved

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Bliss

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