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The Book of Sassy Comebacks & Funny Insults

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Fangs and Fates by BookLover3062

"You don't have to be afraid of me." Werewolves are a danger, a menace, and evil. No one in their right mind would show mercy on a werewolf, a creature who could kill your in an instant, and will. At least, that's what the history books say about werewolves. But no one thinks for a moment it's not true. Raven Nightfang is a werewolf. She's not bloodthirsty, evil, or merciless. She's a normal, wood-dwelling, wolf-shifting girl. One night, she makes the mistake of wandering too far from her den and her mother's watchful eye, and ends up nearly getting killed by hunters after meeting one of them, Viktor. She escapes with his help and ends up accidentally getting taken to the world of Ionicia, the equivalent of werewolf afterlife. There, Dreadea, Goddess of the Moon, reveals that something is threatening humans and werewolves alike, and she and a human are the only ones that can fix it. Together, she and Viktor must work to uncover truths and decipher lies to find out what's really going on and save their species, despite their differences. But can they do it? What if whoever's behind it is still trying to stop them... Cover by @Seong_Grace

Revenge by SafiyaSh675

He is the destruction in himself.

𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗰𝘆 by authorosee

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

The Lab by MysticalElf08

Kaitlyn was kidnapped when she was just a toddler and taken to a facility where they perform experiments on people to figure out how to enhance the human species. She has never known anything but the depressing gray walls of the lab and is willing to do anything to escape. Even if it means burning the whole place to the ground and trying to survive an unfamiliar world all on her own. Jace has been in The Lab so long he can't even remember the faces of his own parents. At just four years old, he was taken and separated from everything he knew and loved. At a young age, they turned him from a sweet little boy to someone cold and hard. Together, they will do anything they can to get out and back to their homes to pick up the pieces of their stolen lives. Whatever it takes.

MOST ANNOYING THINGS ON WATTPAD by unstablelukes

The best, the worst and the most annoying types of people and things on Wattpad and what they do or are. (Disclaimer: all jokes.... im guilty too y'all) written 2016

Echoes Of The Wixx by Ericaldana00

In a realm where magic intertwines with danger, "Echoes of the Wixx" follows Alister Wixx, the last heir of a noble family shrouded in tragedy. With his friend Zephyr at his side, Alister embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the secrets of a legendary floating castle rumored to hold the key to their fate. As they navigate the treacherous landscapes of the underground city of Jewels, the duo finds themselves entangled in a brutal tournament known as the "Gift of the Gods." Here, they encounter fearsome creatures and twisted foes, including the enigmatic Grim Doctor, whose nightmarish creations threaten their lives and sanity. Alister must confront haunting memories of violence and bloodshed as he grapples with his dark magical heritage. Meanwhile, Zephyr defies expectations by disguising herself as Alister in the arena, striving to prove she is more than a sidekick and worthy of being a true warrior. With the shadow of a formidable opponent, Vincent Crescent, looming over the tournament, Alister's path toward vengeance becomes fraught with choices that could shape not only their destinies but the fabric of the world itself. The lines between friends and foes blur as loyalties are tested and buried secrets rise to the surface. In a gripping tale of courage, sacrifice, and self-discovery, "Echoes of the Wixx" invites readers to journey through an epic saga filled with heart-pounding battles and unexpected twists. Will Alister and Zephyr conquer their fears and emerge as heroes, or will the echoes of their pasts consume them? Prepare for a spellbinding adventure that will leave you breathless till the last page.

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 by lydiazstory

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - 26th Jan 2025.

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Life as a Shapeshifter (book one) (old version) by lilman6304

James Carter is a 15-year-old high school student who gets average grades and has average friends. But James isn't so average. He's a shapeshifter who can only stay in his human form for a few hours. Can James keep his secret from his friends and family? FYI this is the old version I'm working on a new version right now

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"You don't have to be afraid of me." Werewolves are a danger, a menace, and evil. No one in their right mind would show mercy on a werewolf, a creature who could kill your in an instant, and will. At least, that's what the history books say about werewolves. But no one thinks for a moment it's not true. Raven Nightfang is a werewolf. She's not bloodthirsty, evil, or merciless. She's a normal, wood-dwelling, wolf-shifting girl. One night, she makes the mistake of wandering too far from her den and her mother's watchful eye, and ends up nearly getting killed by hunters after meeting one of them, Viktor. She escapes with his help and ends up accidentally getting taken to the world of Ionicia, the equivalent of werewolf afterlife. There, Dreadea, Goddess of the Moon, reveals that something is threatening humans and werewolves alike, and she and a human are the only ones that can fix it. Together, she and Viktor must work to uncover truths and decipher lies to find out what's really going on and save their species, despite their differences. But can they do it? What if whoever's behind it is still trying to stop them... Cover by @Seong_Grace