One Crack at a Time

So my friend and I, OctopusGrl2911, played a game where you create a story where each person says one word at a time and keeps on going. For example: "Once" "there" "was" "a" "potato"....etc. etc. Then we create a perfect story, the very best, like no story ever was. To write them is our real test, to make them is our caaauussee- Okay I'm done. *Ahem* Anyways, this is the result of our platinum perfection authoress skills.