Drunk and Horny. (A GerIta Crack-Fic) {One-Shot} - knife my vagina - Wattpad

Drunk and Horny. (A GerIta Crack-Fic) {One-Shot}

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Okay, so I got this idea while I was in my kitchen, drinking water, and reflecting on life xD

Horrible inspirations, am I right?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehe

What

I'm completely sane, I swear-

Never mind that, let's get to the Yaoi, dammit >:O

~Caro-SanAll Rights Reserved

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