The cat on the mat is flat
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The cat sat . The cat sat on the mat. The cat sat on the mat and as it sat it saw a rat. The cat jumped up and chased the rat around and around and around the mat. The rat did not like being chased by the cat and after three laps around the mat the rat said, that is enough of that and it went and got... a BASEBALL BAT!!! The rat chased the cat the rat chased the cat with a baseball bat. Around and around and around the mat the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat until... KERSPLAT!!!! Never again did that cat chase the rat that cat was much to flat for that. The end!!
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