Hailey the Great

I lost a competition so I have to write a one- shot of how 'awesome' my friend Hailey is. You don't have to read this, really. If you are, you're just inflating her ego. Oh well. Let's get this over with. If I miss spelled something and you haven't yet looked away, tell me. Thanks! By the way, I'll try to make this interesting. I'll let you guys know if I do pelt my dear friend with water balloons after all. You might need to read to understand. If you already do understand, you're magical. Have a cookie (::). Peace Out!