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C O S (The Spaced Out Adventures Of Shaggers)

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Time 2h 9m

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Inspired by Lewis Carolls Alice In Wonderland and the Silly Stories of Milton Marmalade, C O S tells the story of a spaced out individual called Shaggers who, having smoked one too many funny fags,  finds the reality he has become so accustomed to, everyday life, blurring out to make way for a new world down the plughole of his bath, a world where nothing is as it seems. It's here where he meets all manner of weird and unusual characters from the farting monk, Bhudda Taylor, the coke snorting Werewolf Clarence and the horny Filipino man Taeo Melonball. 
Throughout his drug induced haze, Shaggers makes new and exciting discoveries into the nature of reality even meeting the divine big man himself, Frank.

(Warning: Contains mature content)

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