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WHO'S YOUR BABY DADDY?! (1D Parody)
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Ongoing, First published Feb 26, 2013
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{PARODY - JOKE. Because we've all read at least one of these in our lives and have wanted to pull our hair out.} 

Hi, Im Helvetica but my friends call me Veti. I met the one Direction boys when i was working at starbucks. each one gave me there numbers but i don't know which to call! I also have a bad past that I dont tell anyone bout. but ever since those five minutes with the boys happened... ive begun to trust... BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M PREGNANT! 

Yeah, and when the baby comes out after two weeks of being preggo in the eggo, I DONT KNOW WHICH FATHER IT IS. 

Who's gonna be the baby daddy of my baby? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Touring With One Direction

61 parts Complete Mature

(Fanfic of Harry Styles. 1D included😉) DISCLAIMER: I didn't focus on the timing and what not, so if I add something dumb or something that just doesn't make sense, I'm very sorry, don't be mad. Some chapters are short and others are probably longer. Sorry about that 😐 and also, I made up a name for my account. so in the story, my twitter, instagram and snapchat account will be @Victoria_V (It's only for the story, it's not my actual account).. also, this is my first book to ever publish so I'm very nervous to see how many people read it, and what they think of it. Obviously, I'm not a professional writer so please don't make a big deal out of a spelling mistake or something. I have literally re read this book so many times to make sure it doesn't have anything wrong with it. Anyway, enjoy the book :) Warning! This book contains mature content, including explicit and suggestive language, sexual themes, drug use, addiction, and overall mature themes throughout the entire book. Overview: Victoria, who is 17 years old, has a father who works as a technician in the music industry. Victoria is so used to being dragged on tour with other bands. One day, her father introduces a new adventure. Romance, drama, friendship, fights, and more. EVERY CHAPTER IS A SONG NAME 😉

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