WHO'S YOUR BABY DADDY?! (1D Parody)
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Last published Tue, Mar 5, 2013
{PARODY - JOKE. Because we've all read at least one of these in our lives and have wanted to pull our hair out.}
Hi, Im Helvetica but my friends call me Veti. I met the one Direction boys when i was working at starbucks. each one gave me there numbers but i don't know which to call! I also have a bad past that I dont tell anyone bout. but ever since those five minutes with the boys happened... ive begun to trust... BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M PREGNANT!
Yeah, and when the baby comes out after two weeks of being preggo in the eggo, I DONT KNOW WHICH FATHER IT IS.
Who's gonna be the baby daddy of my baby? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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