Mah Awesome Book of Comebacks (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
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My friend and I will be putting comebacks here. Some of them are ours and some of them aren't. So we're going to give you the disclaimer right now and never later so .... Gotta problem?
SOME OF THEM WE OWN AND SOME OF THEM WE DON'T.
BTW, starting NOW the letter A will represent author one, and C will represent author two.
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Tyler Talk [Complete]
The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.Lengkap
anonymous
anonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **Lengkap
𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐞 ; 𝘉𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘳 ✓
. 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭." - 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟑𝟎 . 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟔/𝟖/𝟐𝟎 . 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟑𝟏/𝟐𝟎 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 (𝟔/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 (𝟖/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 (𝟏𝟐/𝟑𝟎/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐱 (𝟑/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟏) [𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 𝟐]Lengkap
Match.Com (JackSepticEye x Reader)
"My friend Mark made me join this stupid website... but... do you wanna talk anyway?" Yes, I know there are several stories like this but I really like this concept so I wanted to do one anyway... sorry ✌️ Match.com was not my idea, it is its own website which I respect, and do not intend to use it as my own, as I did not create it. also, I have no idea how Match works, so let's go with what's here. #5 mcloughlin #32 online #12 jacksepticeyeLengkap
Still Time / Billy Hargrove
▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐎𝐂 ▃▃▃ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝟮 - ? 𝘼𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝘽𝙮𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧. 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 / 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙮, 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩? 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙢 𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙪𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣? 𝙈𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙩. ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝘾𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 @𝙄𝙫𝙫𝙮𝙠𝙮 ! 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝚄𝚗𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝟸𝟻,
𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 - 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧
Aubrey Byers life gets turnt upside down when her little brother goes missing. 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟐𝟒, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒
☆𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝☆ᵇʸˡᵉʳ
"𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲𝐞𝐭." 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟗. 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 ! 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟓 !! 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟?? 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐥 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝟓 (𝟔/𝟏𝟔/𝟐𝟒) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 (𝟖/𝟏𝟑/𝟐𝟒) 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝:𝟓/𝟐𝟑/𝟐𝟒 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟏𝟕/𝟐𝟒 𝐓𝐘𝐒𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝟏𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐇𝐇 𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋Lengkap
𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔
"𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓾𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 - 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓱𝓸𝔀, 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻." 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅. 𝑪𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅? 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕: 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔, 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍. 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝑷𝒊𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒅, 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓-𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔. 𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒔, 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒂, 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒕. 𝑨𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒆, 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔: 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕, 𝒐𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔Lengkap
The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.
Detail lengkapPanduan Muatan