Max and Ruby
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Grab ya tissues and ya popcorn cause you're gonna be laughing like heck when you finish reading my new comedy series entitled Max and Ruby.
Its no secret where my inspiration came from. I just woke up one day from a nap and logged into wattpad. I then looked up and noticed my TV was set on Nick Jr. and the show Max and Ruby was starting.
So as I'm sitting there thinking: "what the hell..?" The episodes started rolling and inspiration struck me!
So the basic point of an episode is that Max is an innocent little bunny with a bitchy big sister named Ruby who is always putting him through hell. To be honest I feel sorry for the little guy seeing as how he has no choice but to obey because its a kid show and all but I'm also sitting here wondering "Where the f*ck are their parents??"
Anyway, you get the idea. So if your brave enough and can handle extreme laughter then go on ahead.
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