Sir Joey and the Red Dragon
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Last published Mon, Jul 6, 2015
This is an Arthurian Legend that I wrote last year for my Lit class. It used to have a 7 page limit, now obviously it does not. This, as best I could, includes many key points of an Arthurian Legend, like Arthurian Characters and color symbolism. If you want the ending to be happy, I'm sorry. Cuz it ain't. One more thing, the reference to a Harkness table is a reference to how my school uses them to discuss stuff in the humanities classes. If you get it, great, if you don't, no biggie. And yes, I am aware that his name is Joey and not something more awesome like Gawain or Arthur. But I wanted it to be funny that it's so lame. Aaaaand now that I'm explaining it it's surely not funny. Ha. Anyway, have fun reading!
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