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Nintendo Jokes
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BlackRose1223445
Ongoing, First published Jul 07, 2015
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Alright all you Nintendo FanGuys and FanGals! I noticed there's a lot of really funny Nintendo jokes out there (aka corny af!) So I figured why don't we have a book out there of all these great jokes? But after much research I found ZERO results of there being any book like that out there. So this is when I come in! Heres a whole bunch of jokes, puns, funny incidents, or maybe even some pics! 

However I would just like to state that all these jokes...arent mine (pfffftt You think im that smart?!?! Funny!) As for the  characters and games mentioned; they all belong to the Nintendo Company...Which I do not work at....or own.....or have any part of, besides buying there products willingly ....even tho the New 3DS dosn't come with a charger щ(ಥДಥщ)   

But besides that I think were good! So lets hear some really super corny jokes!
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