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The Bro Code

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Meet Cloud 9, a whimsical nontet of teenage video-gamers stationed across the globe. All seemed well and in order - their online bloody genocide was now daily and their grades in real-life school were hazardous - until the member of the group that has always been the mystery goes missing from the online world of battle and bewitch.

Faced with a grand enveloping mystery, the eight remaining boys (plus one third party associate) strive to obtain the whereabouts of James. They uncover a chilling secret - the missing boy had been captured by an infamous secret society - and they find themselves racing across faraway continents, seas, and islands in unrelenting search of James.

In this tale of heroism, tragedy, good, evil, estranged love, and mystery, bullets bludgeon bloody bodies, scissors slice unsuspecting skin, impromptu penises penetrate unprepared panties, and malicious men murder monogamous minors. In troubled times one must go to great lengths to keep what he has, gather what he needs, and take back what no one else can; and in the end, masks cannot be maintained and losses go beyond count as when everything seems all but clear, one thing definitely is:

Cloud 9 had never been so close to hell.


"Ah, at last: a book combining gay smut, mortal combat, and Satanic sacrifice. This book isn't sick - it's just as pale and tired as always." - Jesus, probably

*this book deals with topics such as self-harm, LGBTQ, depression, rape, underage drinking/sex, and mortal violence

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The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ by LeRoyaleJae

|| HIGHEST RANKS: #13 in HUMOR #79 in TEEN FICTION || If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into licorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play." ~*~ When two very unlikely paths cross, it turns into chaos, vengeance and the ultimate revenge schemes. Has Blade Collins finally met his match? Or has he met the devil himself in the form of a high school girl? One, who he didn't even know existed only twenty minutes ago. But now he does, and what's left to do... but finish the war that has started.

Being Butch Green || ✓ by A_girl_who_writes_2

An extremely dangerous file. An awkward teenager (who'd rather think of himself as the badboy of nerds). A converted, somewhat nice criminal. And an illegal medical lab. All is not what it seems when seventeen-year-old Butch breaks himself out of the local police station, making a somewhat daring run for it with his criminal file. There's just one tiny problem...he grabbed the wrong file and now the police are hunting him down. On a single chance encounter with his estranged brother Jack, who went awol when he was twelve, Butch never expected his luck to turn so horribly wrong. As the dynamically-misconstructed duo venture off in a game of Dodging Death across the countyside, Butch never expected his plans to return the stolen file to go so terribly wrong... Just what did he get himself into? A journey for all those who understand what being an awkward teenager with some wrongs to right is like. _____________________________________ {Completed} *Featured on the following Wattpad official profiles:* - Secret Treasures: The World is a Big Place (YA) - New Adult: It's All Because of the Hormones (Teen Fiction) - Adventure: The Adrenaline Rush - Humor: Hitting the Fun Hard Warning: This story does contain mild-moderate course language, some graphic violence and a lot of sarcasm as a means to portray characters.

Love, Anonymous by Liz_Plum

*Completed* "I just want to know why." I say as I turn over, trying to find his figure through the dark of my room. "Why what?" He asks. "Why you're being so nice to me." I say quietly, vulnerability seeping into my words. "How we even became friends." He sighs, "I want to know how." I scrunch my brow. "How what?" His response is soft, the opposite of his sarcastic personality. "How you don't see it." ******* Reagan Holt was about as average as a high school student could be. She didn't play any sports, didn't participate in the popular activities, and wasn't the girl all the boys chased after. All except one boy. He wrote her a letter every week. Each letter described something new for him to love about her. Whether it was how beautiful her laugh was or how his heart swelled with every smile she gave, he never failed to write how he felt. So the two should be together, right? That's the way Reagan wants it, but there's just one problem. He signs his letters "Love, Anonymous." Now add an obnoxious, conceited, sex god into the equation and you get a teenage girl confused on who really loves her. The sweet, tender written anonymous lover, or the cocky, ignorant asshole? -REVIEWS- "You create such wonderful characters and I can't wait to see what happens next!" VampireSa5m41993 "Thank you for wonderful dogs and little brothers and eccentrically hormonal best friends!" -Nat-Attack "I am totally hooked on this book!" nbazinet "I love the way the story flows and that you have really roundabout characters. It's as if they're real while I'm reading!" life_is_beautiful115 "Your work is literally art." lemonsun123 "Every time I read this book it just makes me smile." Nicooole97 Cover by: -winterr

A Summer With Him by urfavsadgirl

(I WROTE THIS AT 14 YEARS OLD, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SO DON'T ATTACK ME Y'ALL FOR HOW BAD IT IS IDEK WHY IT HAS READS BUT LMFAO) "Because Heaven," he sighed as he ran his strong hands through his volumed black hair, "I never thought love was real until I met you." he said as he looked me in the eyes with those blue ocean orbs of his. I felt my heart speed up at the words that had just come out of his mouth. Aiden loves me. And I love him too ~~ Heavens a fun outgoing 17-year-old girl, she makes new friends and loves being around people. When she meets Aiden, she can't help but become sickened by his annoying and rude manner. They slowly become enemies and quickly become lovers. But what happens when Heaven's secrets get loose? Who is she putting in danger?

It Can't Be... by darcyjog

Going into his second year of college, Tee is flying high. His studies are getting harder, but he can handle it. He has managed to get almost everything that he has ever wanted. His best friends are still beside him and studying medicine along with him while living in the dorm rooms right next to his. He also has an amazing boyfriend. Even though he appears to have everything going for him, he still has that nagging feeling that a piece of him is missing. He knows that it is crazy to still feel like this since he never met his twin brother, who happened to die at birth, but he can't seem to fight that nagging voice in the back of his head that keeps saying that his twin brother isn't really gone. Not only does that little voice say that he isn't gone, but he is also really close. However, Tee shakes it off. That seemed to work in the past. However, that is until one day one of Tee's friends swears that he saw Tee on the other side of campus, at the same time as when Tee was off campus sitting near a lake? Tee can't be in two places at the same time. Or can he?

Home in Nevada by m20anderson

🌈 【𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝓂 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎】 Jeff expected his Thanksgiving trip home to Nevada to be as dull as ever. Dry weather, boring people, the same old faces--he hated visiting his hometown. But this year, something unexpected happens: he runs into Jamie. Now, Jeff has a serious girlfriend, and he and Jamie have been out of each other's lives for four years. Jeff insists he's not gay and that what happened with Jamie was just a phase. It was just...a weird thing. But seeing Jamie again stirs up old feelings and challenges everything Jeff thought he knew about himself. This Thanksgiving, Jeff will have to confront the past he thought he left behind and decide what his future truly holds. Will he continue to deny his true feelings, or will he finally embrace the truth he's been running from? 📢 𝕊𝔸𝕄ℙ𝕃𝔼 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐: This is a 3 chapter sample. You can find this story exclusively on Amazon's Kindle Unlimited. Just click the link to my website in my bio and you'll find the link! 🏆 𝔸𝕎𝔸ℝ𝔻𝕊 & 𝔽𝔼𝔸𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼𝕊: • Featured: @Romance [ Young Adult Reading List ] • Ranked: #1 guyxguy [ 6/27/24 ] • Ranked: #1 selfworth [ 7/26/24 ] 🔥𝕄𝔸𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 ℝ𝔸𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾 ℝ𝔼𝕄𝕀ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ: This story is rated Mature and contains graphic sexual details, cheating in relationships, physical altercations, mentions of drug use, and mature language. 𝕊ℙ𝕀ℂ𝔼 𝕃𝔼𝕍𝔼𝕃: This story contains descriptions of sexual activity, but minimizes overtly explicit detail and it is not the main focus of the story.

Facing Him by forever_Jen_

A couple years ago, my older brother and I saw something that we shouldn't have seen. Ever since then, we have been on the run from our father, constantly having to change our names, birth dates, eye colors and hair colors. We last found ourselves in California, we were able to settle down and make friends, and even get into relationships, but then he found us, and things got bad. This time, we're tired of running. This time we are going to stand our ground.

The Good Bastards ✔️ by jacob_s712

"I was looking around the room because something didn't feel right. And there it was." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Secrets they say keep us all together, but in Drew's situation it's kind of the opposite. Drew and his friends, Bri, Liam, Ally, and Christian are all harassed by an anonymous person sending them golden letters with threatening messages. Drew and his friends are all the normal hormonal kids in their school, but outside of textbooks and projects they are secretly killers. Once they find out who has been sending the threats, things get dangerous and no one is safe. Drew and his friends have to bring out the worst in them just to protect themselves and their families. ___________________________________________ THIS TEXT IS COPYRIGHTED: © Jacob Sousa 2018

I'm not like them. | under rewriting | by blue_moodzz

PLEASE GOD THIS STORY SUCKS ASS SO DONT READ IT IF YOU TREASURE YOUR SANITY THX Oliver, (16) has been a black sheep. His seven brothers seem to grasp all of the attention of his hard working parents. His seven brothers were all assholes. Cocky, bratty, self-centered, assholes. He admires them in a way, praying he could be like them. They'll never know because he would never admit it. Not that it matters much since he would probably be kicked out once he turned eighteen, or before then. His family of ten including himself would soon become nine. Joanna (Mother)- 45 years old, Occupation: An extremely successful model. Michael (Father)- 47 years old, Occupation: An extremely famous business man. Liam (My oldest brother)- 23 years old, and currently has no occupation. Noah (My second oldest brother)- 22 years old, Occupation: Works at a famous, five star restaurant, and is also studying to become a famous chef. William (Third oldest brother)- 20 years old, no current occupation. James (Fourth Oldest)- 19 years old, studying to become a lawyer. Benjamin (Fifth oldest)- 18 years old, no current occupation. Elijah (Sixth oldest)- 17 years old, studying to become a dentist. Lucas (Seventh oldest)- 17 years old, and two minutes later born the Elijah, plans to travel the world. Oliver (Me) (Last born child)- 16 and a half, and has no plans to do anything with my life.

STRIPE FACE by crazybacon1337

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The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️ cover

Being Butch Green || ✓ cover

Love, Anonymous cover

A Summer With Him cover

It Can't Be... cover

Home in Nevada cover

Facing Him cover

The Good Bastards ✔️ cover

I'm not like them. | under rewriting | cover

STRIPE FACE cover

The Bad Girl Wears Pink ☑️

|| HIGHEST RANKS: #13 in HUMOR #79 in TEEN FICTION || If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into licorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play." ~~ When two very unlikely paths cross, it turns into chaos, vengeance and the ultimate revenge schemes. Has Blade Collins finally met his match? Or has he met the devil himself in the form of a high school girl? One, who he didn't even know existed only twenty minutes ago. But now he does, and what's left to do... but finish the war that has started.